Antonin Scalia

I’m actually 50 percent OK with the trans part of the decision. All women who want to get jobs should become men

I just forced myself to write for twenty minutes and it was the worst twenty minutes of my life nobody hire me to do this #WGAStaffingBoost

*Pulls off Hardiman mask* I'm back bitches

Mr. Trump knows Justice Jackson was correct when he wrote the Constitution isn't meant to be a suicide pact. It's meant to be toilet paper.

I believe the court should remain at 8 justices until the next term based on the Constitutional principal it's easier to divide up pizzas.

Please bury me with my fan-fic dissent I wrote for Brown v. Board of Education

I was killed by Ted Cruz, who is definitely the Zodiac.

It was murrrdddaaaaaa, sorry just singing Ja-Rule, for real I was overweight, 79 and in poor health

My suggestions to replace me: -Patrick Bates -A Bible with all the empathy parts edited out -A Yosemite Sam mud flap -Trump's wig

I think a good compromise would be to prop me up on the bench for the next 11 mos and have a Breitbart commenter control me animatronically.

There are many rumors about how I died but just know there is a clause in Article III about how it's cool to j/o w a belt around your neck

Please don't do this it'll show me naked in a bathtub full of ham

I was in perfect health for an 80-year-old obese man. Avenge my murder. Start with capicola and gabbagool.

Who? I like Nugent. twitter.com/varla_of_nc/st…

God just said killing's bad and I was like "Technically it says thou shalt not *murder*" and I am God now, caught him in a typo #originalist

I'm in a tough situation, because I don't want my wife to remarry but I do want someone supervising her reproductive choices

For the record I expect to vote for Trump via very-absentee ballot

The founders were clear in their omissions, 2nd amendment rights do not expire at death. Don't let Obama dig me up and take my casket guns.