Stacy Rumaker

Don’t you think I would like cilantro if I could? Do you think I want to live like this?

This is my good friend, Ngozi. She is one of the most loving people I’ve ever known. Ngozi is in a terrible situation, detained and alone. Her family needs help for her legal defense and support. Please consider donating or sharing. Every bit counts. gofund.me/31c00eb3

I can’t quite express what Paul Reubens’ Pee-Wee Herman meant to me. Thank you for everything. RIP to a comedy giant.

@danlehnermusic Please, my wets

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

@iamsarahmclean This is amazing!!!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? Just a series lead and an Oscar winner. No. Big. Deal. #LawAndOrderOC

@KevinGeeksOut I watched this movie every day before kindergarten. We had it on VHS.

Never forget BACHELOR PARTY's contributions to cocaine-animal cinema. #CocaineBear #TomHanks

@RandalCorncobTV @Snack_Memories I still think about that butterscotch pudding.

What is the greatest fast food restaurant dessert of all time?

@notmythirdrodeo It’s nuts. It’s told from the POV of the guy she takes home with her one night and he has to care for a newborn.

@StacyRumaker Sounds insane

my 6 yr old asked, “what if you had to have a baby everyday of your life?” and single-handedly wrote the next blockbuster horror movie

@notmythirdrodeo You’ve reminded me of a short story where a woman grows from a baby to an adult in one day, then she gives birth to herself and repeats the process every day. I can’t think of the title for the life of me.

and then followed it up with “and anyone who doesn’t have a baby everyday goes to jail” thereby making this a Margaret Atwood film

@yourfriendLilan Awesome! 👏👏👏

@clhubes We had our babies around the same time and you’ve always been a voice to the same things I’ve been feeling.

@StateFarm I see you @chelseathepope 👏👏👏

Confused about your coverage? We’re there for your what-ifs.

@Alyssa_Feller That’s awesome!

I’m so, so, so excited to announce that I’ve been working as a script coordinator (and one time writer) on FROG AND TOAD!!! It’s an absolutely delightful show that fans of the books will totally love. I can’t wait for you all to see it on April 28th!

Have you ever been attracted to someone’s voice?

@SarahDaniels @baileymeyers This was mine, too.

hey kids who learned their vocab from reading, what word that you mispronounced still haunts you

@MichaelLaCorte8 When I think “comfort food” it is pastina with way too much butter and grated cheese. It’s the one thing I could eat during my first trimester.

To anyone & everyone commiserating and/or up in arms re: Ronzoni's discontinuation of its iconic Pastina this year, I'd love to hear what about Pastina is so important to you & yours, if you've been eating it for a v long time, and all about your favorite ways to enjoy it.

@BadBitchCarta This is truly one of the best performances I’ve ever seen

Constant reminder that THIS lost its Emmy nominations to a man sitting in the front seat of a van….. twitter.com/vidsbeyy1/stat…

@courtneyellis When my sister was about that age she cut out the presidents from all the money in my dad’s wallet. Over $100 worth.

Left scissors and our 4yo daughter alone together. You can finish this story.

@bstreets @ShepardHeff This was the best part of my childhood and that’s not an exaggeration.

@ShepardHeff Real ones remember

Wendy’s hit different when you sat down and ate in the sun room

@clhubes This is my house but my toddler has refused to put on bottoms of any kind so kudos to you!

@ThatEricAlper Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car”