Sarah Kettelkamp 💤

Do you like birds? What about mediocre bird pics? My birding instagram is common.nighthawk :)

WASHINGTON (AP) — Shooter opened fire inside the hotel where Trump was attending dinner, a law enforcement official says.

A tech entrepreneur who recently moved to Florida got upset when he ran into obstacles while trying to build a house that could impact the habitat of Florida's endangered scrub-jay. So now he's suing to strip the bird of its federal protection. orlandosentinel.com/2026/04/01/flo…

March madness 2026!

ppl in their early 20s love tweeting like this but baby you’re gonna blink and be 29 one day (inshallah) and it’s sooner than u think!

birding is so awesome because you'll have the best day of your life and then it's time for lunch

@austinrspence I also lost my partner and yet don’t have anything wiser or more comforting to say than I’m sorry. I know this is a brutal experience and I am deeply sorry you are experiencing it, and it’s horrible that the world has lost someone so meaningful.

@jelanisrampage @yosoymichael Right!? It’s a very parent-coded song !

@yosoymichael hearing “you told me get a job and then ask where the hell i’ve been” told me all i needed to know

Finding out that “Messy” is about Lola Young’s relationship with her mom has RUINED me.

i think we are all under reacting to all of this

Statement from the family of Alex Pretti, Michael and Susan Pretti:  “We are heartbroken but also very angry.    Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the hero term lightly. However his last thought and act was to protect a woman.    The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed.    Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you”

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The Minneapolis protester fatally shot by a federal officer was ICU nurse Alex Pretti, his parents say.

@LeottieO @AbbyLou33 @niftyguile @offbeatorbit The instructor can still refuse to discuss grades with parents even if the student has waived confidentiality.

@AbbyLou33 @niftyguile @offbeatorbit I'm assuming there's a way for students to waive confidentiality. What happens then?

LOL my ass was not neglected because I was staying home alone the summer before 7th grade while my parents were at work. You need to get a damn clue.

Year 11 and still here. Top artist, top song, top album…yet no tickets to the eternal sunshine tour 🥲

It’s true what they say, kids - you really do become your parents

@aviyanmalik45 @seantmcdonough1 Sharp objects! #Main" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharp_Obj…

@seantmcdonough1 What show is this from. This gif kills me

As promised. Here are the current flavors offered on the Mountain Dew website, as members of the Tanager family. Starting with the OG

This is drake’s fault

Stay on the attack. #WANTITALL

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Today marked the third time someone approached me in public with “hey a fellow Canadian! 😃” to which I’ve had to stare blankly for a moment before realizing I am wearing at least two items of Blue Jays apparel