Sassy Receptionist

The best “caution” note I’ve ever read from another hospital’s records.

@IPetHairyThings Plot twist: dog was paralyzed and we had to euthanize. Damn. Thought for sure ChatGPT’s suggestion to feed scrambled eggs would fix her legs she hasn’t used for 2 months😞

@SassyReception Or you know just freaking go to the Vet ER 🙄

No maam, ChatGPT is not an accurate nor acceptable way to selfdiagnose your dog’s inability to walk. You’re doing everything except what you should.. call a vet.

He learned this off of WebMD and he brushed me off completely when I said be wary of what the internet says. 😒

So yesterday this guy told me he wouldn’t be giving his aggressive dog Trazodone before his appt on Friday because it caused a nose bleed. pulled the chart, last month he reported sneezing with blood in it.

@Annie_Ocho I wanna say ‘from someone who has lost a cat to literally stress-induced cardiac arrest, give the fucking medication.’

For the love of all that is good, GIVE THE GABAPENTIN TO YOUR FRACTIOUS CAT.

@RossKneeDeep Not at all, considering what he’s proposing as far as destroying our country from the inside out

I know it's cruel. But, I can't stand this guy's whiny, raspy voice. I apologize. Is it just me?

She took treats from my hand less than 5 mins before she started charging me and preventing me from going into a different room, and then bit my thigh. Was I *supposed* to buck back at her to assert authority or would that just have been perceived as ‘oh she IS the enemy?’

I really have never felt this embarrassed before now. I have been in vet med for 12 years, and a pet sitter for 13. I’ve dealt with a lot of quirky dogs, but never one that aggressively charged me and wouldn’t allow me to move when it had been fine with me 6 hours prior.

Can someone explain to me why the clients who bitch about bringing pets in for follow ups always drive a BMW, Mercedes or a Tesla? Can y’all prioritize your fucking responsibilities to your pets before you get an overpriced vehicle? For fucks sake.

@RpsAgainstTrump A fat worthless orange nazi.

What do you see?

LMAOOO

It happened, vet med. I got married and doubled the amount of cats we had in 2 months. 😅

@Annie_Ocho No joke, I know someone who’s dog got Lepto from their own backyard.

Ugh. Client called & canceled his 15wk old puppy’s appointment for its first Rabies. Client says to me: “Oh, the breeder told us to wait til she was a year old to get the Rabies vaccine because it’s too hard on them as puppies…” WHEN WILL BREEDERS LEARN TO STAY IN THEIR LANE?!?!

@HeatherIsUnsane Kinda cool, I’d keep it.

Keep it or tear it out?

@Annie_Ocho Awesome, thank you

Monday morning a client walked in for an appt. These people gave their dog 2 BOTTLES of hydrogen peroxide. Yes. 2 bottles. After ingesting underwear that he did eventually also vomit.

@IPetHairyThings Thinking about you 💚

I finally resigned and I’m not alright.