Sassy Receptionist

The best “caution” note I’ve ever read from another hospital’s records.

@IPetHairyThings Plot twist: dog was paralyzed and we had to euthanize. Damn. Thought for sure ChatGPT’s suggestion to feed scrambled eggs would fix her legs she hasn’t used for 2 months😞

@SassyReception Or you know just freaking go to the Vet ER 🙄

No maam, ChatGPT is not an accurate nor acceptable way to selfdiagnose your dog’s inability to walk. You’re doing everything except what you should.. call a vet.

He learned this off of WebMD and he brushed me off completely when I said be wary of what the internet says. 😒

So yesterday this guy told me he wouldn’t be giving his aggressive dog Trazodone before his appt on Friday because it caused a nose bleed. pulled the chart, last month he reported sneezing with blood in it.

@Annie_Ocho I wanna say ‘from someone who has lost a cat to literally stress-induced cardiac arrest, give the fucking medication.’

But it makes him so drozy! What kind of Vet that you can’t handle our demonic cat?! He bites at home big deal!

For the love of all that is good, GIVE THE GABAPENTIN TO YOUR FRACTIOUS CAT.

@RossKneeDeep Not at all, considering what he’s proposing as far as destroying our country from the inside out

I know it's cruel. But, I can't stand this guy's whiny, raspy voice. I apologize. Is it just me?

She took treats from my hand less than 5 mins before she started charging me and preventing me from going into a different room, and then bit my thigh. Was I *supposed* to buck back at her to assert authority or would that just have been perceived as ‘oh she IS the enemy?’

I really have never felt this embarrassed before now. I have been in vet med for 12 years, and a pet sitter for 13. I’ve dealt with a lot of quirky dogs, but never one that aggressively charged me and wouldn’t allow me to move when it had been fine with me 6 hours prior.

Can someone explain to me why the clients who bitch about bringing pets in for follow ups always drive a BMW, Mercedes or a Tesla? Can y’all prioritize your fucking responsibilities to your pets before you get an overpriced vehicle? For fucks sake.

@RpsAgainstTrump A fat worthless orange nazi.

What do you see?

LMAOOO

It happened, vet med. I got married and doubled the amount of cats we had in 2 months. 😅

@Annie_Ocho No joke, I know someone who’s dog got Lepto from their own backyard.

@SassyReception Co-fucking-sign. Right with “my breeder doesn’t believe in leptospirosis because we don’t go camping”

Ugh. Client called & canceled his 15wk old puppy’s appointment for its first Rabies. Client says to me: “Oh, the breeder told us to wait til she was a year old to get the Rabies vaccine because it’s too hard on them as puppies…” WHEN WILL BREEDERS LEARN TO STAY IN THEIR LANE?!?!

@HeatherIsUnsane Kinda cool, I’d keep it.

Keep it or tear it out?

@Annie_Ocho Awesome, thank you

@SassyReception You can most likely do a wellfare check anonymously through non emergency and / or animal control. I had do one last summer on a neglect they responded

Monday morning a client walked in for an appt. These people gave their dog 2 BOTTLES of hydrogen peroxide. Yes. 2 bottles. After ingesting underwear that he did eventually also vomit.

@IPetHairyThings Thinking about you 💚

I finally resigned and I’m not alright.