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@JorenAsuncion @AndrasGele32663 @SWT_Channel No no according to this guy we don't exist. lol

@AndrasGele32663 @Sausage_Chasm @SWT_Channel I was already gay in 1998, and my first Tomb Raider game was TR3. I remember automatically liking her. I was a kid back then. Despite that, I HATE when modern gamers obsess about Lara's sexual orientation. I didn't care about that, I care about the locations and her adventures.

What Tomb Raider opinion gets you like this? I'll start: Lara Croft was made famous by her core male audience before gaming was cool. Girls said: "You still play game, nerd?" and feminists called us sexist but real fans didn't care.😏

@MDbrewdude @ValentinaForUSA Hegseth and Kash Patel both have very well documented drinking problems. Both Trump brothers are highly suspected to use cocaine regularly. The president himself is likely put on some cocktail of drugs to keep from from rotting into a pile of sludge.

@ValentinaForUSA You forgot drug addicts in 2024.

The White House in 2026 is full of: -Soldiers -Marines -Police & patriots The White House in 2024 was full of: -Groomers -Transgenders -Pedophiles The contrast is CLEAR. Nobody likes that gay garbage.

@ValentinaForUSA none of the people in 2024's Pride celebration were in the Epstein files.

@BGatesIsaPyscho You have to make up fake people to be tokens for you. lmao

She nails it.

@Luther707 @mattvanswol Yeah it's almost like the country is rotting and all this administration can do is piss in our faces as we can't afford anything.

@mattvanswol The liberal nut jobs are having an absolute meltdown down over on Reddit. Hilarious

IMAGINE HAVING SO MUCH TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME YOU CANT ADMIT THAT THIS IS TOTALLY BADASS!!!!

@DaddioMi @mattvanswol Why would democrats celebrate Trump's birthday?

@mattvanswol I am glad Trump is president. Can you imagine what the celebration would be like if he wasn’t?

@mattvanswol I don't care. I want buying my basic groceries to be less than 200 bucks.

@SirBylHolte I pray for your safety once you stop being convenient to the people you support.

At 65, I’m a man of contradictions. I’m conservative, but gay. I’m black, but I don’t obsess over slavery, racism, oppression, or reparations. I don’t fit into any of their boxes. I voted for Trump because he offered me more than any democrat has ever done. He offered to love my country and make it GREAT AGAIN. That's what I voted for. Because I’m just an American who wants to see his country remain the best in the world. And nothing Donald Trump has ever said made me afraid to vote for him. If he could run again, I’d vote for him again. Because let’s be honest: He’s a better president than any of the last 3 democrats we’ve had, or whoever they crap out in 2028. Is anybody with me on that?

@betsyross_8 @LangmanVince Caring... about money.

@LangmanVince It's called Caring.

It's hard to believe that this socially awkward, quirky guy is now the richest human being to ever walk planet Earth! What a truly amazing story that could only happen in the greatest country in the history of planet Earth!

@USEmbassySuva AI slop. Also fake. She did not design the American flag

How did a small-town girl become a legendary figure in American history? Betsy Ross is credited with helping design and sew the first American Flag, an instantly recognizable symbol of America and its ideals. She and countless women were crucial to the American cause. #Freedom250

@juliecasey199 Betsy Ross did not create the American flag. She also married the guy who told her the news of her second husband's death.

George Washington came to Betsy Ross who made the first American flag in 1776.

@guyfromfortn1t3 @DJDEEZ @Dexerto @grok Racism is a mental disorder.

@DJDEEZ @Dexerto @grok complaining because… she wants to reduce the price to save yourself money…? What?

Xbox CEO Asha Sharma announced that Game Pass Ultimate will drop from $29.99 to $22.99 per month New Call of Duty games will no longer be released day one on Xbox Game Pass

@0nlyk1tt3n No. Just send your kid to Catholic school but leave normal people alone.

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@SWT_Channel @AndrasGele32663 You're probably the first person on here who actually understood what I was trying to say rather than violently reject the notion that the thing they like might also be enjoyed by gay people. lol

@Sausage_Chasm @AndrasGele32663 Oh yeah, from that perspective yeah, totally. No arguments there.

@SWT_Channel @AndrasGele32663 Also "The narrative that she spearheaded queer or feminist rights movements is a basic ass grift" Literally no one claimed she spearheaded anything. lmao she's just popular with gay men. Gay people are allowed to like things you also like. You're not gonna get cooties. lmao

I lived most of my adult life in gay central NYC. I have adult friends who don't revolve their entire identity around sexual preferences. How you, or I perceive Lara Croft on a PERSONAL level is no business of mine. If she's gay to you, that's cool with me. As far as core Tomb Raider fan base goes, "queer" or "feminist" icon are just empty buzz words that were never on the lips of 90's PS1/Saturn fans who made Lara Croft a critical and financial success. The narrative that she spearheaded queer or feminist rights movements is a basic ass grift, dude.

@SWT_Channel @AndrasGele32663 Being a queer icon doesn't actually mean the person or character is queer, you know that right? Dolly Parton and Judi Garland are queer icons but they aren't queer. They're simply people what many LGBT folks resonate with for their art or vibe.

@AndrasGele32663 @SWT_Channel I think you just hate gay people so much that you're tricking yourself into believing an unapologetic strong female power fantasy wouldn't appeal to them. btw here is a forum from 2006 tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php…

@Sausage_Chasm @SWT_Channel I don't remember that because that is not what happened. Lara was for dudes, not for gays. She was pushed as a sex icon, for men. It is not interesting to anyone how Lara looked at Sam other then LGBTQ people who so badly wanted Lara to be a lesbian.

@KINGQUEINM @AimlessThund3r You realize thats like a C-cup right? Her yids are pretty huge. they just dont sit on her chest like implants.

Do busty women aren’t real? No this isn’t a more realistic take or look. It’s just a more toned down look. Do you guys even know what a more realistic look even is or do you just say that? A realistic look is having straps on your shorts for your guns and a strap on your back for guns. That’s having a more realistic look. Having boobs in general is fucking real.

Crystal Dynamics is to scared to pull the trigger with Lara Croft. Guys it’s not hard. JUST INCREASE THE FUCKING BUST SIZE!

@AndrasGele32663 @SWT_Channel You don't remember that because you were probably a kid who didn't know any gay people lol. And yeah. People focused on that aspect of reboot Lara because she wasn't interesting or compelling in any other way.

@Sausage_Chasm @SWT_Channel Really? That's not how I remember it from the 90's. Also, during the run of the survivor trilogy, all I remember is how the LGBTQ kept arguing that Lara is a lesbian because of how she looked at Sam. Let me guess, you are also LGBTQ. No straight person uses the word "cunty".

@AndrasGele32663 @SWT_Channel The gays always loved Lara. She's cunty. Interestingly the only people i know who liked the weird shitty reboot Lara are straight people who never played the old games and just like Uncharted.

@SWT_Channel And then, suddenly, Tomb Raider was invaded by the LGBTQ and here we are.