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@onesoccer The guy just can’t catch a break. Hopefully a very speedy recovery.

#CanMNT defender Moïse Bombito is expected to miss months with a fractured tibia, OneSoccer's Kristian Jack can confirm. 📰: onesoccer.ca/a/report-can-m…

@FootyScran @WhitecapsFC I’m gonna be that guy for a moment: poutine shouldn’t have green in it. Poutine is a brown, unhealthy ass dish, and if y’all aren’t ok with that I don’t know what to tell you. That said, I’d still eat the fuck out of that. SCRAN

Poutine at Vancouver Whitecaps (@WhitecapsFC) 💵 $10 CAD (£5.20)

@MLBRaleigh @Canes @MLBONFOX @darrenrovell @TriangleBIZJrnl @FOS @sportslogosnet @UniWatch @raleighchamber @raleighncsports @RaleighGov You cannot be fucking serious😂

Official @Canes X @MLBRaleigh vintage hat release. A first-of-its-kind collab between a current pro team and a MLB expansion hopeful. Only available 7/14 at The Local. #RaiseUp #RaleighOnDeck

@Beoufe @NoContextCanMNT He’s telling them what not to do if/when they step on the pitch. Pretty important.

@NoContextCanMNT Yell at the guys on the bench because the guys on the field suck Never understood that about some coaches Looks so dumb

@raghu_venugopal Sounds massively unsustainable…

My ER shift finished at 2AM but it was insanely busy so I stayed until 7AM. I'm not special. That's what Canadians do. We rally. So don't ever tell me Canada is "broken". We dig deeper and do what needs to be done even when we are tired. Every sick patient was rapidly attended.

Keep it up Sens fans and he’ll say see ya

@MadelnCanada @BodogCA Crosby size 2XL

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@JustinTrudeau @MarcMillerVM @gary_srp There’s a little more to the job than just that, and you shit the bed at it.

I made a promise in 2015:   To honour Canada’s relationship with Indigenous Peoples and work alongside them — as partners and equals.   And it will always be the job of every Prime Minister who follows to uphold that promise.

@MadelnCanada Crosby size 2XL, thanks!

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@BabyBinnington @capitalismandf1 @heatdaddy69420 Unreal how fucking oblivious Americans are to the severity of Trump’s tariff threats.

@capitalismandf1 @heatdaddy69420 Canadians not understanding how to be decent human beings.

The Tkachuk brothers absolutely hated how these French retards disrespected our troops. Stand for something or suck on anything. This is hockey

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@MadelnCanada Nova Scotia!

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@DailyLoud Ohio men with vasectomies are shitting bricks right now

BREAKING: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.

@tfcnewsoutlet @NeilMDavidson Crazy that he said this publicly lmao this makes the club look so bad. Very inspiring for their academy players😂

Jason Hernandez says Jahkeele-Marshall Rutty was traded to CF Montreal because the player didn’t feel backed. 🔴🔵 #TFCLive [📰 @NeilMDavidson] 🗣️ “An institutional failure that we made previously to not invest in the kid, to not have a plan for the kid, to not back the kid.”

@KevinWeekes @TheRealCally24

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@tombogert TFC is a graveyard for young promising forwards. Why would Corbeanu believe this time to be different?

🇨🇦🔴⚪️ Toronto FC updates, per sources: ✅ TFC finalizing deal to sign Canada int'l FWD Theo Corbeanu from Granada. Granada Digital 1st. 1 yr loan w/ $1m purchase option ➡️ An Asian club finalizing deal to sign Thiago Andrade. Fee around $500k I'm told givemesport.com/toronto-fc-fin…

@onesoccer How the hell would that make sense?

Ismael Kone to Lazio!? 🫢 Reports of a potential loan out of Marseille have emerged for the #CanMNT star, with the Italian outfit named as a potential destinations for the 22-year-old 👀 Good move? Bad idea? 🗣️👇