China

"I noticed that your own people didn't support you, so I sent you strangers." - God

The first law of Equivalent Exchange: Let go of your old life to step fully into your new one. So if it feels like you're losing everything all at once, welcome to a your NEW TIMELINE…I hope you brought snacks.

If you can’t fail publicly, you can’t lead.

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either.

There are dealers that neglect their cats so the leave and their rodent problem starts again. It literally blew my mind. I thought all the neighborhood stray cats just loved being at my dealership.

I was today years old when I learned why there are so many cats at dealerships. They're there to prevent rodent problems 😭. Dealerships take them in, feed them and provide a litter that gets cleaned daily in return for them hunting down rats 💀

Before they rename the Kennedy Center, tell me again what exactly was Melania Trump’s extraordinary talent that qualified her for an Einstein Visa.

I hate when women act child like to attract men

If this is putting America first, what the hell does last look like? You just dragged us into another trillion-dollar war, with lives on the line. You deport the workers who feed us, bankrupt the farmers, torch alliances, and now launch a war that’ll bleed us for trillions. Don’t talk “America First.” Stop telling us lie after lie after lie.

folks be bad friends , bad partners , bad parents but want everybody be good to them .. fuck outta here

"i never said that" me:

female seahorses after knocking their man up

Just put my boss together on a Samsung curved computer monitor since they're on sale. I love it here 😂

On the exact same date. Wild.

All pedophiles deserve to die.