Snob Essentials

In your story on HK Disney castle reboot, $10.4B HK is not = $1.4M USD @elissavetam

@PVSG_EdibleEd My whole family was impressed!!

Wow @snobessentials not only grew this amazing winter harvest herself but she also grew her very own green thumb this past year! Congratulations on your edible garden success Kelly! That hot pot probably tasted 100 times better fresh from your home garde… instagr.am/p/CLOLkAMFdkI/

@goldbelly waiting for the girl and the goat cook along but haven’t received the zoom link

@PalosVerdesBlue Do you know what it was about?

Single home base is sex. Married home base is sleep #truth #MarriedLife

Your server is overloaded, I cant get in to the sneak peek @ShowcaseHouse

Trump is holding a knee on the neck of American Democracy, and the GOP is the three cops just watching it happen while protecting him.

You “domninated” peaceful protesters? Just how small is your penis? Seriously. You are a sad sad dog @realDonaldTrump

I am a descendant of slaves, who knew that they would not make it, but dreamed and prayed that one day I would make it. So despite America's complicated history, my faith is in the Constitution. I've enforced the laws, and now I write the laws. Nobody is above the law.

If you shut down @Twitter how are people going to hear your tiny little baby whines? Dumbass @BuzzFeed @cnnbrk @realDonaldTrump

Graphs are useful but to really get what that rising curve is, have a look at the obituaries page of this Bergamo daily newspaper, comparing one from February with one from now

The fastest way to cut kiwi bc they’re delicious #knifeskills #kitchentips #proskills #kellyskitchen #cuttingkiwi youtu.be/HXwqo8qmNi0

If you want to hate a song forever, set it as your alarm tone #taylorswift #welcometonewyork #backtoachool #momproblems

Please keep @tesla farther from walls and trucks @elonmusk #ownersuggestions

I want to be on whatever Jeff bridges is on #livelife #thedude #goldenglobes

Holy shit that was a tough category. Very well deserved @iamsandraoh #intears #goldenglobes #killingeve

mosquitoes 🦟 at #goldenglobes ? @lucyliu @hfpa #redcarpetfashion

Teeth Whitening is All I Can Muster for Vanity goo.gl/fb/NGJF7s

Inspired to get on the @Pink diet after her show (she’s amazing!!!) But end up at #roscoeschickenwaffles #lifehappens

Don’t pencil in eyebrows w magnified mirror. You’ll get Groucho Marx. Step back for a natural look. Also keep in mind eyebrows are sisters not twins, don’t obsess w making them exactly alike #snobesstips #eyebrowtips #makeuptips