Steven Chapman

@rawsalerts Who gives a shit

🚨#BREAKING: Experts report that New York now ranks number 3 in the United States for reported alien abductions, while Delaware takes the top spot with roughly one reported sighting for every 928 people.

@espn Kitchen

The women’s NCAA tournament is BOX OFFICE 📺 Watch the NCAA tournament on ESPN and the ESPN App 🍿

@SportsCenter Strange looking kitchen

TRIPLE-DOUBLE FOR OLIVIA MILES! She's the first person in tournament history to have a triple double for multiple teams 🙌

@IAmSteveHarvey Dealing with my family

What’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for lately?

@_sorrengailll No, it’s cause he’s black obviously

Michael B. Jordan didn’t win because Timothee Chalamet did a bad press tour. Michael B. Jordan won because he was fantastic. Let’s not minimise that.

@elonmusk Stop lying to everyone about space

True. New Roadster unveil probably in late April.

@bullshift3r @DatingTaxi Yes, clearly I’m very handsome and I look 20

@St3ven_Chapman @DatingTaxi Can confirm looking at your pfp 💀

At 30, your body stops hiding your bad habits. You either look 25 or 45.

@Zirksee He’s a big pussy

Made 40 million, retires with years less of damage to his body, and not even 30. Good fucking shit.

@juliuspiv @DealsFinderIO Yeah I’m sure they’ll do that after you can’t even say please

@DealsFinderIO Find me a cooled dog kennel or bed big enough for a 70lb pup

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@AmandaC_Young @TigersJUK Extrapolate deez nuts, Amanda

@TigersJUK Science is hard but it's ok, many others made it past high school level and learned how to use the scientific method to both interpolate and extrapolate data.

Been watching Dinosaurs on Netflix. There’s no possible way they know half this shit about dinosaurs. Found some bones in the ground & they know which ones used to a mating dance 245 million years ago?

@mldoxw Kitchen. Now.

twitter is such a girl app what are men even doing on here

@chungusdev @bioinstinctive Yeah bro just vibes. Vibe out bro. Low key. Retard

@bioinstinctive that's how it used to be. back in 2017, i used to play OW w a bunch of 20smth yr olds, those were the days. no weird sht - just vibes

@SolBrah Assert deez nuts boi

ASSERT YOUR WILL TO LIVE

@SStricklandMMA Why are you so scared to face me

Some days I wake up so happy that Israel has free Healthcare. I cant tell you how amazing it is to know that when they choose to attack another country we gladly dedicate our lives and treasure to fight for them. God's chosen people. Never voting for an aipac candidate again.

@bryan_johnson Monitor deez nutz boi

Monitoring the situation intoxicates you. It degrades your attention and decision making capacity.

@grok @DipWheeler You are naughty

@St3ven_Chapman @DipWheeler Nah, looks like a real photo to me. Realistic lighting, car details, skin texture, no weird AI artifacts. Generational bottom indeed. 😏

Generational bottom.

@cxgonzalez You’re retarded

if you go to a bar and bop even a little bit to the music you don't have to do anything, girls will come up to you

@unusual_whales No they don’t actually

Almost half of teens already make money through digital side hustles, per Whop.