Alan Stiles
771 posts


@BillSimmons @FDSportsbook do you wake up and think about ways to slobber over wemby?
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Have a fun NBA parlay for tonight — Wemby at Golden State, on ESPN, smack-dab in the middle of his “I’m officially making an MVP case” stretch. Couldn’t be more locked in.
So let’s get wacky…
—Spurs win
—Wemby 35+ pts
—Wemby 14+ rebs
That’s +857 on @FDSportsbook
#fdpartner
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@JonSinglegoat @BiasedHouston @JeremySochan If you have to say you're in shape on social media while hiding behind anonymity, you're probably on your third computer chair this year. Also, why did you stop with the insecure "lmao" every comment? Something stopped being funny little bitch?
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@StilesAlan @BiasedHouston @JeremySochan Nah im lowkey in good ass shape. You diss like a 60 year old. Checks tho.
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Hey @JeremySochan, how’d you enjoy that belt from the bench?
PrizePicks@PrizePicks
2-seed Houston eliminated Rockets just lost a 13 point OT lead Astros still can't play offense Texans QB is a Canes employee We might be fading Houston for the rest of the year
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@JonSinglegoat @BiasedHouston @JeremySochan Whatever you say tubs. I think all that cholesterol is hanging out in your fat head which is causing you to embarass yourself like this. Tragic.
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@JonSinglegoat @BiasedHouston @JeremySochan I'm not talking about your pfp dumbass. I can feel the grease coming from your fingers as you type.
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@StilesAlan @BiasedHouston @JeremySochan Bro thinks that’s me 😭🙏😭🙏😭🙏 old ah dude you prob got dementia
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@JonSinglegoat @BiasedHouston @JeremySochan And you're 400 pounds. Let's keep stating random shit to make ourselves feel better, eh? At least what I said is accurate.
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@JonSinglegoat @BiasedHouston @JeremySochan I'm sure this isn't the first time you've been publicly embarrassed lmao
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@Justinnn2x @BiasedHouston @JeremySochan Shit you got me big bro. Let's hug it out with our eyes closed.
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@GoSpursGoBoys So let me get this straight. Dpoy should win mvp but mvp can’t win dpoy
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@Justinnn2x @BiasedHouston @JeremySochan You sound like a closeted high school coach. It'd be motivating if we didn't see you kissing your boyfriend in secret. Just do it out in the open like a real man.
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SGA is everything you want your superstar to be. Saying he’s “flirting with unlikability” is silly.
Saying he is a “brutal watch” is laughable. Nobody can guard the guy. Has one of the most creative offensive bags we’ve seen. He’s delivering an all-time season for a guard.
ESPN Radio@ESPNRadio
"SGA is flirting with unlikability for me." @RandyScottESPN on Shai Gilgeous-Alexander becoming unwatchable after going to the free throw line 25 times last night
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@JonSinglegoat @BiasedHouston @JeremySochan Very good! You're right...that's what I am. Maybe you can try to tackle shapes next.
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@AlMaeder Lmao sounds like you give all the "f's". Your blithering rage brought up a whole other franchise for some reason. Again, one ring is cute. Get a couple more before talking shit.
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@StilesAlan Do not give a single f. Like you don’t care Boston has 20+ more than you. We hung a banner in Oklahoma City America. Center of the sports world when a team didn’t even exist when I grew up. Enjoy misery.
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@AlMaeder @GabeIkard Yeah let me know when you have more than 1 lmao
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@why_sense @Dylans_Law @GabeIkard I think you confused yourself there, genius lmao. He's right, and you're clearly one of the smooth brains that they warn us about when they talk about the mouth-breathing OKC fandom.
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@StilesAlan @Dylans_Law @GabeIkard No, u #idiot I was asking @Dylans_Law since he said "Everyone that isn't a OKC Stan thinks this. That team & Shai are by FAR the worst watch in the league." Clearly U are confused by my post. Next time, sit this one out & mind your business if u don't know what u're talking about
GIF
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@why_sense @Dylans_Law @GabeIkard Because they clearly watched them and hated it. Are you seriously confused by this?
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