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If you’re looking for a therapist you may already know it’s hard af rn, everyone’s in hell so resources are tapped. Some things to try: 1. Ask your friends about their therapists, those folks may have openings or know referrals 2. Grad programs often have training clinics

Fascinating to see Musk and his sycophants just admit that they’ve been lying little shits the last few months

@TMobile please send me instructions on cancelling my home internet. I can't deal with the weekly drops and unhelpful app and AT&T fiber is working great.

YES @KamalaHarris! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #WhenWeAllVote #Vote2020

@ElleMcPoopson Leaving the little lock part is just the icing on the fuck you cake

Today I learned that a semi-experienced car thief can pop the locking mechanism out of The Club™️ and steal your car (while an alarm is blaring).

@ElleMcPoopson That’s the best description 😂😂😂

First time I’ve seen one of these in the wild! I was waiting for my ride at the airport and I saw this monstrosity. It looks like a photo of a car that’s taking too long to load.

@ElleMcPoopson If there’s one thing I’m the best at, it’s picking lunchtime coozies that get me in trouble with HR in 1pm zoom meetings

If there is one thing I’m the best at, it’s drawing dicks.

@ElleMcPoopson We deserve fathers worth mourning. That’s the bad feels for me. I’m sorry for the why you’re not able to feel more loss!

My father died and I feel bad that I don’t feel much at all.

@MJaMitchell @alamostlouis If you haven’t heard the story of how our city/county divorce brought low the third largest city in America it’s a doozy youtu.be/135wFMFwqgY?si…

Tornado alert in St Louis. Siren blaring, warning on my phone. See you later. Hopefully.

@ElleMcPoopson If you ever have a stupid long layover the entire airport is redeemed with a meal at One Flew South at E concourse. Best food I’ve ever had at an airport.

I strongly dislike the ATL airport… what do you mean I have 20 minutes to deplane, walk from the farthest A gate to the tram to walk to the farthest C gate to board my connecting flight? Have you seen how massive the terminals are?!

Hi. I don’t want a “Kansas City Strong” shirt. I want a “Kansas City got mad and changed laws” shirt.

@AlanBalsdon Thank you!! I’m still working my way backwards so I’ve not gotten there yet 🤩🤩🤩

@Storm_Dancer That is a fantastic starter list! I would add Jock and the Boston Marathon Women. G’s Scottish accent always makes me laugh uncontrollably 😂

Thanks @thedollop comedy/American history podcast for telling the story of Anita Bryant and shining a light on the history of LGBTQ+ attacks. Same playbook today. These eps were so great I finally showed up to Patreon. @daveanthony @reynoldsgareth 😍🏳️‍🌈😍 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

@daveanthony God I love y’all. I just can’t even tell you.

@2ndshiftbrewing @SeanLikesThings Happy Galentine’s Day, beer ladies! 😍😍😍

“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.” —Ron Brush up on that Parks and Rec knowledge. First question drops at 7pm with @seanlikesthings! #2ndshiftbrewing #beerhere #triviatuesday

Congrats @KillerMike on sweeping all 3 nominations… yes sir ! Proud of you brother 🛸

"Imagine what they did when we couldn't see their crimes on our phones" Sticker spotted in NYC