ElleMcPoopson on 🦋

I am eagerly awaiting the return of Yellowjackets.

As much as I love a good trainwreck this trainwreck is too much. ✌️, maybe I’ll see you on the other app.

@mattydice88 Oh no, I’m originally from Illinois. We don’t do that.

@ElleMcPoopson *warsh

My socks shrunk in the wash.

@xgigglypuff I’ve been watching you dunk on these guys for like a week and I still haven’t been able to figure out why they’re so mad you went to Harvard.

when will women finally take accountability for making jokes that i don’t understand?

@oboyle_kathleen @LauraRbnsn Ah, yes, “traditional Catholic” defends someone who preys on underaged youths. Not at all surprising. Don’t you have a priest to defend somewhere?

@LauraRbnsn I hope he sues you.

By far the most bizarre, and incredibly frequent response I've seen to people pointing out that Matt Gaetz almost certainly trafficked children is "lol you mad?" About... child rape? Yes? More to the point... why aren't you?!

@PicturesFoIder And now he will never breathe normally through his nose again.

I was not expecting that 😭

@kusiekG …did someone already eat this?

90% of diseases would vanish if everyone started eating this way…

Finally watching Deadpool Loves Wolverine and I just love @robdelaney so much. This movie is as much about Peter’s journey as anyone else’s.

@dieworkwear On the flip side, @dieworkwear is the reason I’m still here.

retweeting so i show up your timeline all the time

@reynoldsgareth Just living every day like my buddy Ralph.

@ElleMcPoopson That’s one way of looking at it.

Have you tried having dead parents? It’s a bit of a bummer during the holidays but they never request anything of me and they could not care less about grandkids.

@BK1889 Impossible, it’s still June.

@aolanisausalito @MPLSKerrBear I won’t comment on any of her personal or political positions because I haven’t heard anything about them, but this is a real photo that accompanied a 2018 Slate article promoting her book.

@MPLSKerrBear They are both great actors. And Justine is now an amazing Director as well. Everyone knows this is Hollywood. And this is a doctored picture. Why tf someone would do this, I suppose its because they've got nothing else. The last thing these two are is maga. Both are brilliant.

@ngaio420 @daveanthony It would definitely help limit the ridiculous number of porn bots that pop up unannounced.

@daveanthony @ElleMcPoopson That's actually a pretty good idea.

@reynoldsgareth I want to be mad at this but honestly it makes a lot of sense.

@BK1889 While there were two bird flus that decimated flocks.

I literally cannot think of a single point in time where I regarded Donald Trump as fit for office.

@oufenix @rusticfem I heard a new saying the other day that I think applies to a lot of situations: the grass is always greener over the septic tank.

@rusticfem Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

I think tradwife content is brainwashing women the same way porn brainwashes men, because why does she think she can take care of a toddler and an infant, livestock, chickens, grow food, cook/clean/etc, all while pregnant and alone because her husband is working for money.