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@WhiteHouse SAVE America by removing the pedophile from office.

Pass the SAVE America Act and SAVE AMERICA'S ELECTIONS.

@fort_cringe Okay, bye.

>women becomes ceo >company immediately forces gay shit infront of kids Enough. I’m done with Nintendo.

@Nova_Scotia_Gov B^U

@PopCrave Disney could have just handed me a billion dollars and gotten more out of it. Like, I'd have picked them up a Crunchwrap or something at least.

Disney has ended its $1 billion deal with OpenAI.

@TheLaurenChen What has made you believe ICE has any adversity towards bullying, harming, or even killing legal US citizens?

So there are illegal immigrants at polling places?

@capeandcowell Friendly reminder that Nick Shirley didn't actually discover anything; not even how to pronounce benevolent.

Still blows my mind that a sitting Governor called a journalist a pedophile because he discovered millions in fraud in his state

@disclosetv Oof, ow, my bone spurs are acting up.

JUST IN - Effective April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 and eliminating waiver requirements for a single conviction of possession of marijuana.

@StateDept It's "Mission Accomplished" for a whole new generation!

PRESIDENT TRUMP: The war in Iran has been won. The only one that likes to keep it going is the fake news.

@The_real_Fenris Baby shoes? Never.

Bet you can't 🥲

@thereallgame How to make an amazing first date: -text her immediately after -vocalize how much fun you had -tell her you like her -tell her she looked great -mention next date during and right after You can kiss her

How to nuke an amazing first date: -text her immediately after -vocalize how much fun you had -tell her you like her -tell her she looked great -mention next date during and right after You can kiss her GOODBYE

@oraclesarts Oh man, people who weren't going to buy the game anyway are going to be furious.

YOU CAN CHANGE MII PRONOUNS???

@WhiteHouse ...That's the foreground.

Spring backdrop.

@RapidResponse47 "They're protecting us," says rich, old, white woman whose worst day involved sitting next to a black person at the DMV once.

📍 Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport "I like it. I think Trump's doing a hell of a job." "Most of the travelers we spoke with say... they're pleased to see ICE agents stepping in."

@USDS You still exist?

Ready or not, here we come.

@RepOgles Ah yes, the Crusades, an excellent example of positive Christian principles and not at all problematic. Maybe next time try actual intelligence instead of the artificial kind.

This is a battle of good vs evil. We must reaffirm that our nation was built on Christian principles. ✝️ Join Us 🇺🇸

@WhiteHouse The only thing the Trump administration has ever been consistent about is pointing fingers.

Stuck in hours-long lines at IAH? This is what a DHS shutdown looks like. Thank a Democrat!

@Oceanbreeze473 American citizen here, I hope every member of ICE is put on trial once we're past this madness.

Guess who's not worried about ICE in airports? American citizens.

@WhiteHouse You know what's better than strength at securing peace? Not starting a war to distract from how you raped children.

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH.

I had a dream where KFC started selling something they called the Scrap Bucket. For $14.99, they'd throw six random pieces of chicken they just had on hand in a bucket.

@DieselBABE20 Do you usually buy just a single gallon of gas a time?

People crying about a $4/gallon of gas But in line for a 8$ latte at Starbucks 🤦‍♀️