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@RichOToole Leaving off Los Tios is the real crime here

Houston Fajitas Ranked: 1. El Tiempo 2. Ninfas 3. Alma 4. Lupe Tortilla 5. Little Pappasitos 6. Teotihuacan 7. Mexican Sugar 8. Goode Co Cantina 9. Hugo’s 10. Candente

@BikeHouston @MarioforHouston @houmayor Awesome!! Now do 11th street

Mayor Whitmire intends to tear out the recently-installed safety improvements on Houston Avenue. (Yes, the same Mayor Whitmire who says his top priority is public safety.) Join @MarioforHouston Sunday at 4PM to remind @houmayor that traffic safety is public safety.

@HoustonHeights @houparksboard @SylvesterTurner @AbbieKamin Thank you? This took like 2 years to repair

Look at all these happy cyclists on the MKT Bridge! Thank you @HouParksBoard, Mayor @SylvesterTurner, @AbbieKamin, et all ❤️ #HouHeights

@LinaHidalgoTX But what is a woman?

If the opinion overruling Roe is realized, I fear for women in TX and around the nation. I call on lawmakers to do everything possible to protect women from this assault on our health and liberty. Even if SCOTUS refuses to recognize our Constitutional freedoms, Congress still can

@ShitpostGate I can think of only person who needs to see this… @alanisnking

I’m all “believe the science” until the doctor says “don’t drink on these painkillers” then I’m like, you know what? I’m a free thinker

@LeopoldHeinrich What sayeth @mattlanza ??

Texas winter storm II by Jan 27? Looks likely! Single digits deep into Texas. The cold waves will keep getting stronger week by week. #natgas

@Outkick Just 2 dudes dukin’ it out

Penn transgender swimmer Lia Thomas loses race to Yale transgender swimmer Iszac Henig: outkick.com/penn-transgend…

@EurekaHeights I once got goggles for cutting onions and jalapeños 😅

🍻 CONTEST TIME Win this 24 beer advent box for the most joyous way to count down to Christmas. How to win:* 1. Follow us 2. Comment with an answer: What is the worst stocking stuffer you ever received? Winner will be announced on Tuesday! *Must pick up at EH/ 21+ to win

@SheriffEd_HCSO @HCSOTexas How can we bid on these guns?

I’ve posted several arrest updates lately. I commend our HCSO team members and all law enforcement personnel tasked with investigating the worst crimes in our community. For being tenacious and putting themselves in harms way to protect the community at large. During a recent

@kyleumlang The jokes just write themselves

Add “Flight of the Great Pumpkin” to the long list of c̶u̶l̶t̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶i̶v̶i̶t̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶ traditions at Texas A&M. twitter.com/LethalityJane/…

@EurekaHeights If this was a shirt it would be straight 🔥

Because we love you and sports and stuff, we're opening early today, tomorrow, plus, staying open late on Sunday for the games! THUR: Open: 3:00pm Run Club: 5:30 + 6:30 Bingo: 7:00pm FRI: Open: 1:00pm Wheelie Fun Bike Ride: 7:00pm Bobby Bigs Beer + Belly Laughs: 8:00pm

@JackPosobiec Wait, what is this casual bike ride?

Border agents on horseback round up Haitian migrants after closing Rio Grande crossing where 15,000 have congregated under Texas bridge: First removal flight arrives in Haiti with up to EIGHT scheduled per day  dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@McDonalds Shake machine broke

what should our sign say today?

@queeralamode Time to cancel @nbcsnl !

This SNL sketch from 2002 makes a mockery of Arabic names. That’s it. That’s the so-called “joke.”

This is Hunter, one of the Marines killed in Kabul yesterday. He was a former Riverside county police explorer and follower of mine. Both of his parents are deputies. Rest easy Hunter. Thank you for your service 💙❤️

@iamspecialized Are you “bikelife420”? 🤨

@Breaking911 Nice! Can’t wait for my refund this year

@Breaking911 “We believe in science”