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Alan ⛵️
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This stupid joke I thought no one would see ended up pissing off a Brazilion people
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek
@vintagestuff4 They could fix a lot more buildings if they would cut down those trees
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@Toribabieegirl I didn’t want to believe he was stealing from the construction zones, but when i opened the garage all the signs were there
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@PaulYacoubian Just fill in the bay. You could get rid of those big expensive bridges that way, too
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We could double the size of SF bay area by terraforming new land directly West of silicon valley.
Has anyone considered this?
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SF is the only city I’ve been in where people know where their water comes from.
Dimitri Dadiomov@dadiomov
Hetch Hetchy hike. What a place
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@ChristopherHale If forced to chose between Trump and god, it’s not even something they need to think about. Trump is their god
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NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.
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Jesus christ, a person jumped the fence at the Denver airport, ran onto the runway, and got sucked into the engine of an airliner. What the fuck
Turbine Traveller@Turbinetraveler
This is the moment Frontier Airlines Airbus A321neo flight 4345 to LAX struck a pedestrian on Runway 17L during the takeoff roll at Denver.
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@vintagestuff4 They could fix a lot more buildings if they would cut down those trees
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@Noahpinion This is true. When one has an abundance of cash everything is affordable
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Affordability and abundance are the exact same thing
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@Noahpinion Show this to the red hat clan and they’ll insist it’s all lies.
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It's almost like destroying America was the purpose of the Trump administration from Day 1
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
The atmosphere in the Pentagon is reportedly in "disarray," with senior officials fearing that the internal cohesion required for a functioning military has been severely damaged by Hegseth’s leadership, per the Guardian
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Alan ⛵️ retuiteado
@AllieJade1 @AvaGrace9211 I would just get out and push, but I’m built different
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@BonerWizard Yes. The last 20 years of music what’s wrong with that?
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@catwithaura This is how Dexter felt when he saw someone he wanted to punish
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Why do cats do this, is he excited for something?
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okay, ich fasse zusammen:
- Wal strandet
- Meeresbiologen: "der stirbt, lasst ihn"
- deutschlandweite TikTok-Massenpsychose
- Meeresbiologen: "der stirbt, lasst ihn"
- Millionäre pullen PR-Stunt und schleppen den Wal weg
- Meeresbiologen: "der stirbt"
- Wal stirbt
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@AngryCitizenxx Not trying to be a reply guy man but everyday I see this and it fills me with joy, so every day I’m gonna keep telling you.
Great work!
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Day 16 of being sober.
I'll make it another day because my kids and wife deserve a healthy me.
Angry Citizen@AngryCitizenxx
I'm 5 days sober off alcohol, this is my longest since I lost my son. I am proud of me.
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Alan ⛵️ retuiteado
The world is actually awesome.
Humans have made life so beautiful and fun that our biggest problems are being too fat.
Then, humans solved that too.
It’s safer than ever.
We have electricity.
Food costs are at a 100,000 year low.
Life’s beautiful.
Everything is easy.
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