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Alan ⛵️
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This stupid joke I thought no one would see ended up pissing off a Brazilion people
Alan ⛵️@TheAlanModracek
@vintagestuff4 They could fix a lot more buildings if they would cut down those trees
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@Toribabieegirl I didn’t want to believe he was stealing from the construction zones, but when i opened the garage all the signs were there
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@PaulYacoubian Just fill in the bay. You could get rid of those big expensive bridges that way, too
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SF is the only city I’ve been in where people know where their water comes from.
Dimitri Dadiomov@dadiomov
Hetch Hetchy hike. What a place
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@ChristopherHale If forced to chose between Trump and god, it’s not even something they need to think about. Trump is their god
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Jesus christ, a person jumped the fence at the Denver airport, ran onto the runway, and got sucked into the engine of an airliner. What the fuck
Turbine Traveller@Turbinetraveler
This is the moment Frontier Airlines Airbus A321neo flight 4345 to LAX struck a pedestrian on Runway 17L during the takeoff roll at Denver.
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@vintagestuff4 They could fix a lot more buildings if they would cut down those trees
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@Noahpinion This is true. When one has an abundance of cash everything is affordable
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@Noahpinion Show this to the red hat clan and they’ll insist it’s all lies.
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It's almost like destroying America was the purpose of the Trump administration from Day 1
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
The atmosphere in the Pentagon is reportedly in "disarray," with senior officials fearing that the internal cohesion required for a functioning military has been severely damaged by Hegseth’s leadership, per the Guardian
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@AllieJade1 @AvaGrace9211 I would just get out and push, but I’m built different
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@BonerWizard Yes. The last 20 years of music what’s wrong with that?
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@catwithaura This is how Dexter felt when he saw someone he wanted to punish
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@AngryCitizenxx Not trying to be a reply guy man but everyday I see this and it fills me with joy, so every day I’m gonna keep telling you.
Great work!
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Day 16 of being sober.
I'll make it another day because my kids and wife deserve a healthy me.
Angry Citizen@AngryCitizenxx
I'm 5 days sober off alcohol, this is my longest since I lost my son. I am proud of me.
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