paige

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paige

@BonerWizard

thanks

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paige@BonerWizard·22h

I would love for him to poop on my chair

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caleb@CountCaleb·1d

lindsey graham died and my first thought was man he had that banger tweet about snack wraps and I realized that was newt gingrich damn he ain't had no legacy at all

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H𝐎mer@OregonHomer·1d

You just created 1 million closeted gay senators

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paige@BonerWizard·22h

Woke up to so many messages about Lindsey Graham 🥹

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Lindsay Graham’s last words

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paige@BonerWizard·1d

Watching The Two Towers on TV and they cut to commercial right after Éomer yells “to the king!” that is nasty

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paige@BonerWizard·1d

in a hotel fuck it

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paige@BonerWizard·1d

@emilykmay Tubthumping over here

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emily may@emilykmay·1d

my 5yo only wants to listen to "all star" by smash mouth.

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I love my kids with all my heart but I do not GAF about what they want to listen to in the car.

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paige@BonerWizard·1d

Also shoutout to my husband who set this up for me after I had to travel with our kids

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Intestinal blockage don’t scare me

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paige@BonerWizard·1d

I’m doing a solo staycation and I’m having two different cheeseboards for dinner

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paige@BonerWizard·1d

Thinking about the hard times and suffering my ancestors endured all so they can watch over me as I air fry a grilled cheese

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kelsie@iPad_Latino·2d

𝓐 ⭑@ayojoestar

Do you ever look at your pre-owned cat and think how could someone have not wanted you?? Someone didn't love you?? Absolutely insane

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Today in Yacht Rock@in_yacht·2d

Kenny Loggins married Julia Cooper in Big Sur, California on this day in 1992. The couple, as well as a handful of guests, was nude during the ceremony. The marriage ended in divorce in 2004.