TheBSMachine

This accurately represents me so we shall pin this to the top of my Tweets. #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZM8J5mPB8/

@FanDuel Cal Raleigh to start the season: 0-8 8 K

The three best catchers in MLB: 1⃣ Cal Raleigh, Mariners 2⃣ William Contreras, Brewers 3⃣ Adley Rutschman, Orioles Would you change anything?

You want a hug? ❤️

@NornQueenKya Mine is a sleepy and sunning potato

Its a sleepy saturday

@politvidchannel Made Bed. Lie in it.

BREAKING: Joe Rogan says that he wants nothing to do with MAGA because it’s become a movement of dorks and weirdos

Still there btw... 😭

@JustySilverman Happy Birthday!! The 2nd pic i thought you mat a girl during red tide season. All jokes aside enjoy the Birthday weekend!

For my birthday I went to Cheers and was killed by GWAR

@BartWinklerShow Even if you asked the Rickettes and the McCaskey families to pool their money together to do something similar they'd still wouldn't be able to afford to have a Souviner cup. #mlb #Dodgers #bears #cubs

Can you defer payments over the next 20 years?

The @Dodgers end World Series ring night with a W!

@DKDiamantes Loved Kemp and Dre soooo much. I still went bullshit when Grienke got his collar bone broken from thay asshole from San Diego and he was out half the season.

@TheBSMachine01 I remember trying to convince the world that Matt Kemp, James Loney, and Andre Ethier could totally lead a Dodgers team to a World Series...

I'm watching baseball again and cheering for the Dodgers. Hate me all you want, but I suffered the Frank McCourt era of Dodgers and don't want to hear any of it.

This Macho Man Randy Savage interview discussing baseball career is one of the funniest things you’ll see today. The ending is so funny

After an 18-year career in Los Angeles, Clayton Kershaw is joining the Dodgers front office as a Special Assistant.

Clayton Kershaw, forever a Champion. 🥹

@sxcuntdracula I was working on mine last night, did some rust effects and spacing, will add more terrain, and browner dirt, rocks, skulls, whatevs. Then paint the model. Nice Job on yours!

I’m still very proud of this model I painted even if somebody was really mean to it on Reddit

@A_Penlordnt @VossPattern Art of War 40k spoke about this yesterday, they still have not been able to get one from a restock.

@VossPattern I haven't been keeping up with the new releases. Is that a taurox redesign in the back???

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY I LIKE THE NEW IMPERIAL GUARD HALF TRACK AND WHEELED TANK I WILL BUY THIS BOX

@VossPattern Let the haters not buy this Box, more for Me!!

@mranthonyybarra @FoulTerritoryTV @BillShaikin If an owner cannot afford a deferred guaranteed contract after revenue sharing then they shouldn't own the team. Thats an ownership problem. Not a player problem. The Athletics owner is worth more than the Texans owner.... let that sink in and who won a world series.

@TheBSMachine01 @FoulTerritoryTV @BillShaikin You still have to pay the AAV in an escrow account. No, not every team can do what the Dodgers do. That’s fact.

Dodgers owner Mark Walter believes there needs to be some parity in baseball. "Here's what the problem is: Money helps us win. We can't win all the time. We've got to have some parity." (Via: @BillShaikin)

@mranthonyybarra @FoulTerritoryTV @BillShaikin Every team CAN defer payments. Majority dont want to as it dilutes the sale value in the future. Those are indeed facts.

@FoulTerritoryTV @BillShaikin It’s too late, but cap deferments. Not all teams can defer that money. You need to have the capital to do so.

@giantssfcentral @MLB @Dodgers I mean keep losing in the NL West and that will be sufficent.

@MLB @Dodgers Baseball will forever be boring until the Dodgers start losing

The @Dodgers begin the 2026 season the same way they ended the 2025 season - with a win! #OpeningDay

@Simsburysms @screentime

@screentime He just wanted the racing stopped to protect the block, not a legal circus. Ritchson likely got the message slow your roll.

Alan Ritchson's neighbor says he dropped charges against Ritchson because he has zero interest in going to court "I was only interested in the safety of my neighborhood because he was racing through the neighborhood." via TMZ