Tim Pike

@TwitterSupport how do I report an account trying to sell sex? Can't see an option for this or isn't it against your terms of service?

@TfL This is how all the cyclists and pedestrians of both directions are meant to pass. Fortunately barely anyone uses @LondonWaterloo

There is a @TfL consultation about the Waterloo roundabout. Supposed to be helping cyclists etc. On Station Approach they've just done this.

@SW_Trains Next stop Woking is really not helpful.

@SW_Trains 16:50 train just failed to let passengers off at Clapham. Confused people now stuck on a train they don't want to be on. Help.

Plucky Londoners travelling in adversity can make better progress if the taxis, cars, cyclists, buses ... don't have to swerve round you.

Press (?) photographers stood in the middle of the lane of traffic on Waterloo Bridge. People were moving. Get out the effing way.

Does anyone have a spare tissue they could give to the continual sniffer? Dorking to Waterloo train, second carriage, just left Wimbledon.

Latest blog: Understanding non-British views of #Brexit by Dr Tim Oliver from @lseideas ow.ly/WZmP306DqQc

If you like harsh braking and poor driving judgement you'll love the 465 tonight.

Just met a pandemonium drummer on the stairs (the t-shirt gave it away) and exchanged some reminiscences from four years ago.

@Virgin_TrainsEC Cheers. I'll make myself comfortable in Kings Cross! Can we transfer the seat reservations?

@Virgin_TrainsEC let down by Grand Central - told to use your services with our ticket. Can we use any train to York?

@SW_Trains Toasty! But I'm not sure that this should be a morning to have the heating on full! (7:29 Dorking to 8:24 Waterloo).

While the fastest @TfL route may be to travel 19 minutes into the past, I'm not sure it's available on Oyster.

Unless you really, really, MUST go to Boxhill this afternion, I would suggest you give it a wide berth. At best it is 'chaotic' up there.

@pikebrewing can you start stocking some French bars? It's all lager out here! (And some UK ones for when I get home)

@pikebrewing could you help with the beer choice for the tandemistas who make it to the top please!

This conference has taken an unexpected twist. twitter.com/ilcuk/status/7…

Have they no sympathy for UK drinking games?