Tim Waltz (Parody)

Proud to announce I've been endorsed by Gwen Walz!

@YouCanPlayTeam @IOCofficial It is so important to let everyone play. Except the real women who don't want to compete against men. They can find a new sport.

In response to the @IOCofficial announcement to wrongly ban trans athletes from women’s sports

@younige1234 @RightPulseNewss @Ilhan @60Minutes @DOGE Such a racist, harassing our neighbors with a tendency to explode.

@RightPulseNewss @Ilhan @Tim___Walz @60Minutes @DOGE

Nick Shirley just Posted this Video exposing another Somali Daycare for getting shut down and REOPENING under a different name When they reopened… they got $2.4 million dollars ‘We The People’ want a REFUND. Do you firmly support Nick Shirley on this? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@GuntherEagleman Is that not the job of a Democrat governor?

Pretty much.

@saras76 That is so rude! They prefer penised women!

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@Hunter_Eagleman I missed a fraud check. Who do I blame?

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@DominguezH31015 This is so sad that our young citizens are being kidnapped by these domestic terrorists. How dare they steal him?!

🚨 ICE ALERT: On February 10, 2026, at the Hennepin County Government Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota, ICE arrested 18-year-old Junior de Jesus Herrera Berrios after uncovering 57 pounds of methamphetamine. The arrest caused a chaotic scene as bystanders protested, yelling things like “He’s just a kid!” and physically trying to stop the ICE agents. Not only is he a criminal illegal adult alien — he was also involved in smuggling drugs. Leftist outrage over a drug smuggler getting arrested — and obstructing law enforcement — is why people ☠️ STOP OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE‼️ THANK YOU ICE

@10k_Takes But there is no place like HERE.

The Minnesota Twins have been eliminated from postseason contention

@atensnut I am not dirty or crooked! I just like having access to taxpayer money.

🚨 TRUMP: “Walz is a dirty, crooked politician. The Minnesota AG is a crooked guy. If we solved half the fraud in this country we would have more than a balanced budget. We would have a surplus.”

@AntiWokeMemes They are beautiful women that I'd love to spend an evening with.

What do these 2 people have in common? 🏳️‍⚧️

@dalepbohl @WallStreetApes I tried, but I lack the flexibility and length.

@Tim___Walz @WallStreetApes GFY Timmy

HOLY CR*P 🚨 Minnesota Rep Krista Knudsen says they just found out the state TURNED OFF tracking for money being sent overseas They turned it on for 2 weeks. Saw all the money leaving, and Democrats quickly SHUT OFF TRACKING to allow it to keep happening READ THAT AGAIN “Today in the fraud committee, the Department of Human Services testified that they haven't been tracking the IP addresses of money that's being literally flown out of our state and where it's going. They did turn on that reporting for 2 weeks, and they found that yes, a lot of those IP addresses were tied to overseas computers, and then they quickly shut it off after just 2 weeks of seeing where this money is actually going” “Every time we turn around, it's just more and more fraud scandals in our state”

@MAGAVoice He's doing good work for Democrats! Thankfully, he's forgotten to pretend to be a Republican!

BREAKING 🚨 Millions of Americans are starting to call for Sen John Thune to be REMOVED as Leader John Thune is an absolute TRAITOR PASS the Save America Act

@peggyflanagan Ah yes! The most competent people to discuss public policy are rideshare drivers! Definitely more competent than us.

Earlier this year, I visited with rideshare drivers at our airport. They described the fear and chaos ICE was creating. Deploying ICE agents to watch TSA lines helps no one. If Republicans want to get lines moving, they should stop shielding ICE from accountability.

@GovTimWalz Next term, I'll create a council to examine fraud.

For months, families lived in fear, children were separated from parents, and two of our neighbors were killed by federal agents. I’m establishing a council to document the impact of Metro Surge and create a public record of the harm Minnesotans endured. We will not forget.

@IfindRetards Walz?

End the debate. What's the word for someone who is both gay and retarded?

@CrimeWatchMpls I need the location so I can join my comrades!

Submitted from Uptown Minneapolis: "jOiN tHe cOmMuNiStZ... der der der"

@libsoftiktok They were vouched for! We allow that here!

🚨BREAKING: Timothy Scouton, an election judge in Tim Walz's Minnesota, just pleaded GUILTY to allowing at least 11 unregistered individuals to vote in the 2024 election. Something is very wrong in Minnesota!!

@GovTimWalz I don't know. Even though we call ourselves the Democratic-Farmer-Labor party, I don't know farmer's or laborers here who support our policies.

Families are paying more for groceries, farmers have been pushed toward bankruptcy, and manufacturing companies continue to shed jobs. Trump’s tariffs weren’t just bad policy - they were unlawful, and Minnesotans deserve every dollar back. kfgo.com/2026/03/24/gov…

@Vikeologist Because your money is our money.

Why does this state just love to tax the ever living hell out of its citizens?