HarlemShakeAtYourWake
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HarlemShakeAtYourWake
@ToastyRamirez
Trying to find the meaning of life in a Corona IG: ToastyRamirez
Roosevelt Island/LES Se unió Mart 2009
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"I thought tipping was optional"
Yeah, so is service
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Every day you wake up with an erection at this age is a good day. Happy Easter
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"Can I get a white wine spritzer but instead of soda can you use prosecco?"
...So you want watered down prosecco, heard
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How do I explain to a child that I'm not going to be nice to them because their bum ass parents aren't tipping
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@nonotyellow Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby
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The grandmother comes every Thursday for salsa night. It was her birthday
evil liteskin 😈@nonotyellow
@ToastyRamirez were they with you? 🤨
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Just watched a fight at work between a 36 year old mother and her 20 year old daughter almost come to blows where many "suck my dicks" were exchanged.
And before you ask, yes they were Puerto Rican
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If I pay 500 fucking dollars Jigga better come out with a caesar and a tall tee
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Everybody know the stanky leg but nobody remembers the booty doo
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Dudes have their first smoked old fashioned or big ice cube and suddenly it's their whole personality
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Yes actually, I would like to hang with a bad bitch
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Bam Adebayo scoring 83 points is a recession indicator if I ever seen one
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I'm starting to think that monkey is just pussy. Like how are you the victim every single time
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Literally just landed in New York and my lips are already chapped
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