HarlemShakeAtYourWake
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HarlemShakeAtYourWake
@ToastyRamirez
Trying to find the meaning of life in a Corona IG: ToastyRamirez
Roosevelt Island/LES Katılım Mart 2009
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just had a real time realization that i’m actually crazy as hell 😮💨😭😭
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This shit about to hit the streets harder than crack in the 80's
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Cyclops doesn’t have laser vision. It’s a kinetic energy force from another dimension!
J𝐀NE𝜗𝜚.˚𐙚💞@Blonddieee_
How other superheroes use their laser vision VS How Homelander uses it
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God knew not to make me famous cuz I'd be at the met gala camo shorts , white tee and some jordans
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@_LesMiserab I gotta do a color match to all my different camo pieces
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@ToastyRamirez Downtown BK Fulton st ten dolla holla every corner. OPTIONS
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Do I miss... Karmaloop?? I need a bucket hat and don't know where to cop one. Damn I feel old
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Yeah sex is great, but have you ever made the entire bar laugh at one customer?
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I'm declaring open season on these cornballs, they getting too comfortable
agent bubblegum@kaitduffy
Native New Yorkers will wake up and tweet “transplants are NOT real New Yorkers!” then immediately go have their mom make them breakfast and do their laundry while hanging out in their childhood bedroom for the day
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"I thought tipping was optional"
Yeah, so is service
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Every day you wake up with an erection at this age is a good day. Happy Easter
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"Can I get a white wine spritzer but instead of soda can you use prosecco?"
...So you want watered down prosecco, heard
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How do I explain to a child that I'm not going to be nice to them because their bum ass parents aren't tipping
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