Patrick Tobin

Happy St. Patrick´s day!

@Real_Ames This is why I go through a mail pharmacy.

Ah yes… the VIP has arrived. While a full line of ordinary peasants patiently waited their turn at the pharmacy, this woman made a grand entrance and marched straight to the front — because clearly the rules of waiting in line apply to everyone except her. When the employees politely suggested she join the line like the rest of humanity, she responded with eye rolls, attitude, and a performance worthy of an awards show. Customers stared, staff tried to stay professional, and the line just watched the spectacle unfold. Apparently, prescriptions work faster when you skip the line and add a little extra rudeness. Who knew?

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@Christy4Change Mine all look like that. I have 5.

Guys, it’s 2026. You need to let this pan go.

@ThrillaRilla369 As a kid I drank Royal Crown. Now I drink Crown Royal.

Did anyone drink Royal Crown Cola growing up?

@ThatEricAlper INXS opening for Adam Ant in 83/84.

Have you ever been to a concert where the support act went on to become famous?

@BowTiedBroke My gas can nozzles are 30 years old and they suck too.

Man, please just give me 5 minutes alone in a dark alley with the guy who invented this stupid nozzle on gas cans.

@ThrillaRilla369 Nerve pain in finger after a wrist break. Made me manic as well.

What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced in your life time?

@BlueCollarInvr Now try the entertainment business. I feel your pain.

I just left a customer mid quote. Simple tree trimming job but the guy was super difficult from the moment I walked up. Complained the entire time I was there and was very condescending. I simply told him I wasn’t a good fit for his needs and walked back to my truck. I’m busy enough not to have to deal with difficult people and I’m very thankful for that.

@nickshirleyy Next state, please. MA maybe?

I ENDED TIM WALZ

Seeing the Pink Panther main theme performed live is unreal. Henry Mancini conducting, Plas Johnson on sax like the original recording, and the Terry Gibbs Band locking in behind him. Film music history happening in real time.

Christmas like a kid…

@RealIggyLibre @RealJessica @WallStreetMav Spot on! There's the rub, though. When do we get full data. I'd wager just about never.

@RealJessica @WallStreetMav Skepticism is healthy. Just give people the full data and open debate.

Newsweek asked RFK Jr. "why don’t you stop promoting conspiracy theories?" RFK Jr’s reply: "My father told me when I was a little boy that people in authority lie and the job in a democracy is to remain skeptical. I've been science based since I was a kid. Show me the evidence and I'll believe you, but I'm not going to take the word of official narratives." "The way you do research is not by asking authoritative figures what they think. Trusting experts is not a feature of science, and it's not a feature of democracy. It's a feature of religion and totalitarianism."

@HustleBitch_ This has inspired me to do this with the crows here.

🚨 SHE BEFRIENDED AN ENTIRE MURDER OF CROWS - AND NOW THEY WON’T LEAVE HER SIDE “I’ve done it. I’ve befriended my whole neighborhood of crows.” Now every time she steps outside, they appear perched on wires, circling above, watching her every move. Her husband films in total disbelief as the birds swarm around her. They say crows never forget a face. If that’s true… what made them remember hers?

@LeilaHormozi @stuartwilson100 No, people trying to get something for nothing do that.

Lack of focus has killed more dreams than lack of talent.

@tweetRock102 You're not streaming via your app or Tune In this morning.

@ImMeme0 Oh boy. That's not going to go well for him.

🚨UPDATE: Polish CEO Mr. Szczerek of the private company Drogbruk, who grabbed a hat intended for a child on live TV at the US Open, breaks his silence. “"I understand that some people might not like it, but please, let's not make a global scandal out of the hat. It's just a hat. I remind you that insulting a public figure is subject to legal liability. All offensive comments, slander, and insinuations will be analyzed for the possibility of taking the matter to court.”

@airandspace Rest easy, hero.

We are saddened by the passing of Gemini and Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell. With the crew of Apollo 8, Lovell became one of the first to leave Earth and journey to another world and on Apollo 13 his cool head helped turn a near-disaster into NASA’s finest hour. Lovell was a great friend to our museum and we will miss him dearly.

@Sadie_NC @EricaRN4USA What a beauty! Here's my smaller version.

A wrap-around porch that goes on forever. 😍😍😍

What a beautiful visualization 🥰