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#TrumpCommencementSpeech wouldn't contain any complete sentences.

#ThisTimeLastYear I build a blanket fort bought snacks and hunkered down - I’m still here

@Anythingpork HA!!!

#ThisTimeLastYear Donnie had a Twitter account 🤣

#ThisTimeLastYear I weighed 15lbs less

Oh sure, I see how it is. There is a #NationalTartarSauceDay but not a National Cocktail Sauce Day. That's just not right. #ALLSAUCESMATTER

Urgent: We have a special election for Congress here in New Mexico. I am a Democrat and I need your help to keep this seat blue! Please retweet and ask everyone you know to follow this account to join our campaign! Thank you to the 10,000 of you that joined in the last 24 hours!

Being so tall #AlmostGotMeFired by my 5’ 2” boss... he was so insecure that he excluded me from photographs & would not stand near me at meetings...

People who comment without liking or retweeting first. #ThingsThatLeadToAnArgument

#ThingsThatLeadToAnArgument Mansplaining!! 😠

#ThingsThatLeadToAnArgument Assembling IKEA furniture as a family

Money #ThingsThatLeadToAnArgument

How cool to set the air conditioner. Take my advice people, only marry someone who likes the same temperature that you do! #ThingsThatLeadToAnArgument

#ThingsThatLeadToAnArgument Your driving skills! 😨

#ThingsThatLeadToAnArgument A hot dog is a sandwich! 😜

#ThingsThatLeadToAnArgument Telling me to mind my own business! 😲

@charley_ck14 With those dumbasses, there is ALWAYS a tweet.

Thanks for the tip.

#NotInMyWildestDreams did I ever expect, how much better I could hear, from doing a simple ear cleaning, once a year.