Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻

Dear the "fuck your feelings" crowd, try not to be offended.

Are we great again yet?🙄

BREAKING on MS NOW: A White House official has confirmed that Pam Bondi has been removed from her role as attorney general and that Todd Blanche is now acting interim attorney general.

@kylegriffin1 If we extrapolate from recent history, we'll soon find out her partner John Wakefield, has a furry fetish and pics of him dressed as a hamster from a convention will be released.

Keep fighting little buddy, you got this!

@cnnbrk Here's the Cliffs Notes version

President Trump is addressing the nation on the war with Iran. Watch CNN, stream on the CNN app and follow live updates: cnn.it/4tnEQwX

My grandfather was an anchor baby. It turns out the best case against birthright citizenship is Donald.

@DanielAshley13 Right!?! It's annoying enough to stop for gas, but then having to wait for the attendant is next level.

@Anythingpork I lived in New Jersey when I started driving. For 2 years until I moved to New York, I had to wait for someone to pump my gas. They will never switch to self-serve.

As a former New Jerseyian, this is a top notch April fools prank!

Today, we are announcing plans to lift the statewide ban on self-service gas stations in New Jersey. We encourage New Jerseyans to familiarize themselves with gas pumps as this change is in effect immediately, April 1, 2026.

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We have an early contender for Best #NoKings Protest Sign 😈 Enjoy your cope today, MAGA 😂 #NoKingsDay

Not me pulling into a parking spot at Home Depot blasting Bodies by Drowning Pool, and getting the stink eye from the Priest next to me putting ferns in his trunk.😭😭

@Anythingpork Bravo on the height of the shower head 👍

Before and after pics #GivesMeGooseBumps

U know what's Awesome? Someone paid a Billion or so bucks for this app, changed its name, and No one gives a fuck and keeps calling it Twitter. That's like getting a new girlfriend and everyone calls her by ur old Girlfriend's name cuz they liked her better.

A hospital gown #GivesMeGoosebumps

#GivesMeGoosebumps neck kisses

Bourbon ice cream. #GivesMeGoosebumps I ate it too fast. 🤷🏼‍♀️😅

The theme from Jaws. 🎶 🦈 #GivesMeGoosebumps

That thing she does with her mouth #GivesMeGoosebumps