Mike

So I decided to get off my arse yesterday and canvass for RESTORE BRITAIN. Here’s an honest assessment of what I saw! Reform canvassing teams were HORRIBLE!! More than a couple incidents of miserable old ladies arguing with people on their own doorsteps! Faces like smacked arses! 😖😖 One house in particular. I thought I’d be cheeky and knock on a door straight after two Reform ladies failed to win the internet of the lovely lady and gent inside. When I approached the door, one of the ladies asked “do you really think you should be doing that?” I chuckled and said “I think I have to”. Next thing we know I’ve gotten an honest hard working family who’d never voted before to vote Restore and they wanted me to bring them a sign for their garden! SCORE! 👑👑 Should be the end of the story right?? NOPE! These bitter buggers RE-Knocked the door and began berating the gentleman inside… WTF!! They got a telling off, and then abandoned the entire estate. 😱😱 Me and my team had a BALL!! So much fun! I was in my element! I’ve got little old ladies telling me Keir Starmer is a CUNT. I’m handing out hugs like they’re hot cakes! I’m stopping cars in the street and shaking hands! We did TWO routes in the end! And as for the guys I was teamed up with!! Wow! What a bunch! Smart! Friendly! Supportive! Successful! Stoic! I don’t think we stopped laughing the whole day! And as for the result!! I think EVERYONE is going to be SHOCKED!!

@AyoCaesar What kind of MONSTERS would leave their kids if they were deported? 😱😱😱😱🫵🫵🫵🫵

Many of those "foreign nationals" will have kids who were born in this country. I've yet to hear from Matt and his party where they stand on making children (British children!) homeless, and threatening to deport their parents.

@EdwardJDavey When ED DAVEY is skitting and skatting all over you… This is sad!

I'm old enough to remember when Nigel Farage would hold a press conference at the drop of a hat. So why is he now launching his divisive policies in a blog post from the safety of his keyboard? I can think of 5 million reasons why…

Why did you lose Makerfield? Well it was that completely different party’s fault! If they hadn’t have campaigned effectively we’d have won… Literally the reason anybody loses an election BTW

In Gorton, supposed mega super duper star Matt Goodwin got turned inside-out by an unfortunate looking hippie pretending to be a plumber! If Reform lose this one to LABOUR!!… they should be asking SERIOUS questions of their leadership!

Ok hear me out! If we all vote Lib Dem… Restore and Reform all vote Lib Dem yeah… How UNsplit is that vote?! 😱 I’ve just had a thought!! If we can convince the greens AND Labour to vote Lib Dem yeah… Not a single fucking vote split and we can all gang up on Binface!

@AvonandsomerRob @SarahGi49130661 I’ll give that a watch. Good shout 👍

@UK_Based_Mike @SarahGi49130661 Remain campaign failed for exactly the same reason. The "Uncivil War" film is back on iPlayer and worth a watch. It focuses on the hubris in the Remain camp and how they failed by demonising leavers as thick.

Although it certainly won't be a walkover, Andy Burnham looks to be cruising to victory in Makerfield this week. I don't blame Restore for standing, for the following reasons - 1. If Reform are that popular they should win the seat off their own back. 2. Nobody should assume that the majority of Restore votes have come from otherwise Reform voters. My own 2 cents are that the Reform campaign has been too negative, and the candidate is not up to fighting a heavyweight like Burnham. Lessons to be learned here, but not a total disaster as the General Election is three years away.

@cornwall70001 It’s about equal for me. Can’t stand wokeys

Sadly most Restore voters appear to hate Reform more than they love their country.

@GoodwinMJ We just want to borrow your voters 😭😭 pleeease I promise we won’t break them 😭😭 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

These people are so obsessed with hating on Nigel Farage they would happily keep Labour in power for another decade, destroying our country. They are jumping up & down about 5% while our country burns. Utterly pathetic. Vote Reform. Save Britain.

Literally every day regular people die because of dumb cunt politicians. There’s no ceremonial reading of names for us! There’s no name reading for the lady who went undiagnosed with cancer until it was too late because some greasy fucker wanted to keep her off a waiting list! There’s no name reading for the girl raped to death by a criminal that was released on a suspended sentence for a previous violent crime. So honestly I’m not going to pretend to GIVE A FUCK!! About this dead guy! DON’T CARE! And be honest… Neither do you!

Roy Hattersley was a giant of the Labour movement. Through decades of service, including as deputy leader and a minister, he never lost his belief in a more equal Britain. My thoughts are with his wife Maggie and his family.

@StuartSimpson79 @KimleviKim @pissedofpagan You look like the kind of loser that likes to ride a large “log” 😉 DM me 😘

@UK_Based_Mike @KimleviKim @pissedofpagan You seem like the sort of loser that would pay a racist trillionaire to use a free app 🤷‍♂️

So I decided to get off my arse yesterday and canvass for RESTORE BRITAIN. Here’s an honest assessment of what I saw! Reform canvassing teams were HORRIBLE!! More than a couple incidents of miserable old ladies arguing with people on their own doorsteps! Faces like smacked arses! 😖😖 One house in particular. I thought I’d be cheeky and knock on a door straight after two Reform ladies failed to win the internet of the lovely lady and gent inside. When I approached the door, one of the ladies asked “do you really think you should be doing that?” I chuckled and said “I think I have to”. Next thing we know I’ve gotten an honest hard working family who’d never voted before to vote Restore and they wanted me to bring them a sign for their garden! SCORE! 👑👑 Should be the end of the story right?? NOPE! These bitter buggers RE-Knocked the door and began berating the gentleman inside… WTF!! They got a telling off, and then abandoned the entire estate. 😱😱 Me and my team had a BALL!! So much fun! I was in my element! I’ve got little old ladies telling me Keir Starmer is a CUNT. I’m handing out hugs like they’re hot cakes! I’m stopping cars in the street and shaking hands! We did TWO routes in the end! And as for the guys I was teamed up with!! Wow! What a bunch! Smart! Friendly! Supportive! Successful! Stoic! I don’t think we stopped laughing the whole day! And as for the result!! I think EVERYONE is going to be SHOCKED!!

@AnnCov65 Scandalous use of this meme!!

@UK_Based_Mike 🤣🤣

@ArtsTrapper Brother the FIRST couple I met was like something out of shameless!! I could tell you about these two 🤣🤣🤣 but you probably don’t want to know… 👀

@UK_Based_Mike Did you tell that first couple you met that your party is stuffed full of Neo-nazis (that their generation fought against)? Nope - thought not.

@NTMarketscom This made me feel so young! Thank you x

@UK_Based_Mike LIAR AND LABOUR SHILL #HOPENOTHATE WE SEE YOU. IN FACT WE ALL SAW YOU! SILLY BOY. 🤣🤣🤣

@Jacquieanne1 Back in Tice’s dungeon! The drugs must’ve worn off! My arse is killing me!!

@UK_Based_Mike And then you woke up. What a weird dream.

@HopkinsSean1694 Thanks for all your hard work Sean!!

@UK_Based_Mike I've had similar experiences. Multiple times I've had members of the public approaching me (not the other way around) asking to take leaflets/signage. Heaps of enthusiasm. Spent 3 days canvassing with terrific people. The commitment levels are extraordinary by all involved.

@raillawyeruk Three gangs of reform canvassers we saw in total. And let me tell you!! They saw us HOTDawgy!!!

@UK_Based_Mike Two routes? So max 200 houses. We also canvassed and didn’t see one of you.

@AlexandaDhillon This is a TERRIBLE use of this meme!!

@JaneFis86681668 I was a little disappointed! I wanted a picture with him!

@UK_Based_Mike I thought Ben Habib was speaking as well?

@Frankie_1643 @peachypickle Please let us borrow your voters?! 😭😭

@UK_Based_Mike @peachypickle

@Ktee2026 @RestoreBritain Which area? I have a similar story!

@UK_Based_Mike We knocked on a door and the lady was very welcoming. Two reasons: • She'd worked with abused girls for decades • She'd witnessed the cover up first hand. Asked for a @RestoreBritain for her front Garden.