Stuart Simpson

@MurraySmitsgpw @terrychristian That was a belter. I was disappointed with the current one’s colour

@terrychristian It’s an away shirt. Our home shirt is trad blue. It’s also based on our 82 away shirt

I'm not a fan of that scarlet Scotland shirt - prefer the trad blue

@ukprotestlive “To me of all people”. Who the fuck does he think he is?

🚔 Police Push Protester In Blackpool 😳 Tensions rise as police and protesters come face to face during a heated exchange caught on camera 🎥 #BlackpoolProtest #Police #UKProtest

@Sarpywx @goshebang It appears you lack the fundamentals of writing a sentence.

@StuartSimpson79 @goshebang You lack the fundamental knowledge of Michelin does if you think having more restaurants per capita matters. Michelin doesn’t even cover most of the US!

The UK has roughly 4 times as many Michelin stars per capita vs USA. Because British cuisine shits all over basic yank crap.

@anishmoonka I don’t know much about electricity. It’s incredible reading the comments how many people are confidently wrong about a dangerous subject

Your phone charger can electrocute a toddler who pokes a fork into the socket. The British plug cannot. That difference comes from a 1947 engineering project that refused every shortcut and turned a household plug into one of the most deliberately safe objects ever mass-produced. Britain published BS 1363 in 1947, built for the post-war housing boom. The country was wiring millions of new homes at once and needed one standard that would work safely for everyone. They picked the most paranoid option available. The earth pin (the large top prong) is longer than the other two. When you push a British plug in, the earth pin goes in first. Inside the socket, it presses a lever that opens two metal shutters covering the live and neutral slots. A fork pushed into an empty British socket hits only shutters. The shutters block it. The two conducting pins are also coated in plastic for their lower half. A plug halfway out of the wall is still safe to touch. You would have to pull it completely clear before any live metal is exposed. Inside every plug is its own fuse. UK homes wire their sockets in a loop called a ring circuit, which runs at 32 amps, enough to melt a lamp's cord if the cord fails. So each plug carries a fuse matched to the appliance: 3 amps for a lamp, 13 for a kettle. When something goes wrong in your appliance's wiring, only that plug's fuse blows. The standard US plug (flat two-pin or three-pin) has none of the pin coating and no individual fuse. American building codes began requiring shuttered outlets in new construction in 2008, decades after Britain made shutters standard. Even those newer shuttered versions lack pin coating and plug-level fuses. Britain's plug is bulky because a fuse, a shutter mechanism, insulated pins, and three contact prongs all need room. The plug looks the way it does because safety engineers refused to sacrifice any of those features to make it smaller, and that decision is now 79 years old.

@PlasFron @michaelgove You are the bluntest tool in the comments. Couldn’t have been more wrong

@michaelgove Not only is there a clear, no left turn sign, the Highway Code makes it clear that, at junctions, traffic gives way to pedestrians crossing or waiting to cross. Perhaps, the bluntest tool on the road..

As a cyclist myself can I apologise on behalf of the community for this unmannerly individual

@zatzi YouTube kids is exempt. You can track on WhatsApp. Who’s the idiot?

We are ruled by idiots. Do they not know every 15 year old revises GCSE’s on YouTube? Do they not know that teenagers track their friends are home safely on SnapChat? Do they not realise that - especially in rural areas with no transport - teenagers social lives are on… social media. Do they not know that teenagers will find ways round - as has been shown in Australia. This ban is illogical and damaging. If I hear another parent say “it’s so hard to police them” I’ll scream. It’s a parent’s job. Take responsibility the children you are meant to be bringing up. It is not the government’s job to look after your children. But the government will now insist all adults provide ID to prove we are over 18. 😡

@JadeEckhaus @KevinTheRanter @SUTRScotland @uaf @uafscot He’s a fat disaster

This is @KevinTheRanter a frequent organiser and attendee of far right demos in Scotland. Here he is taking about how he wants to smack me around and beat up antifascist protestors. These men are all the same; dangerous violent thugs.

@OWS1892 Will most likely end up with the harshest sentence ever for a kick up the arse. Hopefully the defence brief references Bishop Brennan at some point

You can't even go around the country telling people they should be deported without getting chinned, these days.

@xStfuRetard @kng_prime Calling you out for being an immature, thick racist isn’t being sensitive. It’s easy. You are a thick chump who is too scared to use his own name. Little coward.

@StuartSimpson79 @kng_prime How are you pushing 50 and this sensitive.

Woman assaults man outside McDonald's. When he hits back in self-defense, she yells "why do you wanna hit a girl?"

@Princedex1110 @Sheilam19534814 Nope. You were born wrong and continue to be wrong. You’ve made a complete arse of yourself ya wee racist shite.

@StuartSimpson79 @Sheilam19534814 Looks like I wasn't wrong 🤣🤣🤣

Well done to everyone who turned out to stand up to the RACIST THUGS who tried to CONTAMINATE our country with their POISON Look at the state of these two One guy masked up with Butcher’s apron covering his coupon & The other guy with his hate mangled face spitting bile & hatred

@macblue65 @birmingham_live The guy who cheers on the orange paedophile you s here defending a woman beater. What a scumbag Alan is.

@birmingham_live The UK is getting more like North Korea every day.

Ryan Bridge has been arrested birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-…

@xStfuRetard @kng_prime Is that the best you’ve got. Copying a fat loser who fucked around and found out. You are pathetic

@StuartSimpson79 @kng_prime Yep, don't chimp out over it now.

@King7777000 @thetrueshelby @BShackalacka 👢👅

@thetrueshelby @BShackalacka ❌❌🤮You are someone who lacks real ability; you simply envy people who are smart and wealthy. If you have the capability, go make your own family millionaires instead of envying others.🤮🤮

Imagine making $11 an hour and defending a trillionaire.

@Princedex1110 @Sheilam19534814 You’re a wrong un. Still crying coz your racist mates got humiliated or maybe it’s still part of the 3rd place meltdown. Either way, you’re a complete embarrassment

@StuartSimpson79 @Sheilam19534814 Maybe I'm wrong and you DONT support southern & northern Ireland uniting And maybe I'm wrong and you support the UK leaving the EU Am I ?????

@Princedex1110 @Sheilam19534814 Still making shit up and making a fool of yourself coz your racist mates got humiliated. You are pathetic princess. You’re out of your depth. Try follow follow. Your IQ might seem normal there.

@StuartSimpson79 @Sheilam19534814 I bet you even say independence is normal & then bitch about the UK being independent from the EU

@Teerlinktmag @TheBrianShapiro Bullshit. Why are you defending a sexual menace? Too close to home?

@TheBrianShapiro It was proven to be a lie and got kicked out of court she is 100% correct the lawsuit was reversed she went on the late night show after winning the case and admitting it was just a fantasy not an assault or rape honestly she should be in prison for such accusations

MAGA woman RAGE quits after I destroy her in a live confrontation 😂

@I_amMukhtar Oh dear. The man who picks on old guys and hits women will probably be in jail soon. It’s not a safe place for bullies who abuse women. He’ll have to go upstairs with the nonces.

Ryan Bridge from Raise the Colours was filmed kicking another woman.

@UK_Based_Mike @KimleviKim @pissedofpagan You seem like the sort of loser that would pay a racist trillionaire to use a free app 🤷‍♂️

@StuartSimpson79 @KimleviKim @pissedofpagan Ya sound woke!

So I decided to get off my arse yesterday and canvass for RESTORE BRITAIN. Here’s an honest assessment of what I saw! Reform canvassing teams were HORRIBLE!! More than a couple incidents of miserable old ladies arguing with people on their own doorsteps! Faces like smacked arses! 😖😖 One house in particular. I thought I’d be cheeky and knock on a door straight after two Reform ladies failed to win the internet of the lovely lady and gent inside. When I approached the door, one of the ladies asked “do you really think you should be doing that?” I chuckled and said “I think I have to”. Next thing we know I’ve gotten an honest hard working family who’d never voted before to vote Restore and they wanted me to bring them a sign for their garden! SCORE! 👑👑 Should be the end of the story right?? NOPE! These bitter buggers RE-Knocked the door and began berating the gentleman inside… WTF!! They got a telling off, and then abandoned the entire estate. 😱😱 Me and my team had a BALL!! So much fun! I was in my element! I’ve got little old ladies telling me Keir Starmer is a CUNT. I’m handing out hugs like they’re hot cakes! I’m stopping cars in the street and shaking hands! We did TWO routes in the end! And as for the guys I was teamed up with!! Wow! What a bunch! Smart! Friendly! Supportive! Successful! Stoic! I don’t think we stopped laughing the whole day! And as for the result!! I think EVERYONE is going to be SHOCKED!!

@Princedex1110 @Sheilam19534814 Still can’t do it. Just making up random shit because you’re thick, princess. You’ve put a lot of effort making a tit of yourself trying to defend your racist mates. Maybe think about some adult education courses. You need it.

@StuartSimpson79 @Sheilam19534814 I bet you're the type to shout that independence is normal & that southern and northern Ireland should unite 🤣🤣🤣🤣