Kelly Is As Kelly Does

I don’t know who told the joke, but it made Fern and Steve both ROFL. 😂

🚨💪HELL YEAHHH: A reporter just did what every journalist in that room should be doing. @ShawnMcCreesh looked the President of the United States in the eye and said: “You suggested Iran bombed its own elementary school with a missile only America sells. You are the only person in your government saying this. Why?” Trump’s response: “Whatever the report shows, I’m willing to live with it.” 🔥🔥 165 girls. Ages 7-12. That’s what accountability journalism looks like. Not softball questions. Not access journalism. Not protecting your White House credential. Going for the jugular on behalf of dead children. Remember that name: @ShawnMcCreesh. That’s how it’s done.

🚨 Two MAJOR bombshells in 30 minutes. CBS News: The Trump administration concealed the true extent of Iran’s strike on a US base in Kuwait. Dozens of service members suffered severe injuries. 30 remain hospitalized right now. They hid it. The New York Times: A US military investigation has concluded the United States was responsible for the strike on the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls’ elementary school in Minab, Iran. 165 girls. Ages 7 to 12. Trump said the Tomahawk was “very generic.” Trump said Iran bombed its own school. Trump said he’s “willing to live with” whatever the report shows. The report shows it was us. And while Trump was lying about dead children, his administration was hiding dozens of wounded American service members from their own families and the American public. Concealing American casualties. Lying about dead Iranian children. Blocking terror warnings to law enforcement. Sealing the Epstein files. This is a pattern.

He’s seriously going to plunge us into WWIII. Just because of the Epstein Files. Or maybe to really make his mark on history (don’t worry, Trump, you’ve already done that time and time again!!j.

Good mourning. Operation Epstein Fury continues apace. At least 150 US soldiers have been killed or injured that we know of. Massive numbers of Iranian civilians, including children, have been murdered. All to distract from the fact that Donald trump is a child-raping pedophile.

Every time I see announcements about Apple releasing new emojis, I check for two they need: Squirrel (why only a chipmunk?!) and Margarita But alas, not yet.☹️ usatoday.com/story/tech/202…

@EastEndJoe @NotHoodlum What in the actual hell?!

Erika Kirk will help advise the Defense Department on issues affecting the academy.

@RonFilipkowski Idiots. 1. for visiting him, and 2. for letting him near their gold medals. At the State of the Union he’ll jokingly say he’s keeping them, only he won’t be joking.

Trump: “I never thought I’d have this on.”

@RossKneeDeep I think stations should replay the Super Bowl halftime show instead. I’d rewatch it as many times as necessary while he slurs his way through.

Get your popcorn ready. This State of the Union is gonna be one hell of a ride. How many lies will be told? You gonna watch?

@krassenstein And he thinks he needs revenge every time someone goes against him.

I’m hearing that Trump is more unhinged than ever from someone working in the White House. “The worse things get polling wise, the angrier and more unhinged his actions are. Many are concerned.”

@KellyScaletta I don’t recommend playing a drinking game for every lie. But I also don’t recommend watching it at all.

I predict that Donald Trump will say something untrue in the SOTU. I'm bold like that.

Some station needs to replay Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show repeatedly during Trump’s inevitably slurry and monotonous State of the Union address and see who has higher viewership.

@CalltoActivism Always with the random leg pats, too.

BREAKING: A clip is going viral from this morning of Donald Trump wandering away toward the end of the event at the White House. He cutches the podium for support and oddly walks toward a locked door as everyone awkwardly remains seated. Donald Trump is not well.

🚨 FBI Report from the Epstein Files states that Trump ran a prostitution ring.

Guests enjoying women entertainers at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club. These are the same people who complain about Super Bowl halftime shows.

@MrPitbull07 I am constantly looking for quarters for parking meters. I’d be grateful for this tip.

Robin Leach allegedly strangled and killed a girl at a Donald Trump child-sex party, and she was buried, with others, behind the 19th hole of his golf course. So, was this investigated? Did they get a warrant and dig up the 19th hole? And if not, what are they waiting for? Seems like this would answer a lot of questions.

Dear @AGPamBondi: Since you creepily spied on the unredacted Epstein files I read, you know I read this one. Witness calls FBI’s NTOC and reports girl, later found dead, told him Trump and Epstein raped her. DOJ NEVER INTERVIEWS WITNESS. When will DOJ interview this witness?

@RonFilipkowski @ChiefsChicSTL This Missourian agrees 100%.

I was just thinking about which state has elected the worst Republican congressional delegations over the past decade overall and I think I’ve settled on Missouri.

@Mollyploofkins 100%. I keep saying they need to check the deleted files, as well as plumbing at the White House and Mar-a-Lago and the forgotten grave at Bedminster.

Do you think the DOJ/FBI removed files from the Epstein cache that directly implicated Trump?

Admin Officials in the Epstein Files: Donald J. Trump (President) Melania Trump (1st Lady) Howard Lutnick (Sec. Commerce) John Phelan (Sec. Navy) Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center) RFK Jr. (Sec. HHS) Kevin Warsh (Fed Nominee) Mehmet Oz (Admin. for CMS) Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE Appointee) Steve Bannon (Fmr Senior Advisor) Alex Acosta (Fmr Sec. Labor) Bill Barr (Fmr AG) Brett Ratner (Film Director “Melania”) …