Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦

I lost 50 pounds, sleep better, and got rid of a 25-year digestive issue by taking care of my gut health. So I made this video to explain it.

@DavidGRush1 They aren't the same thing, David.

@KellyScaletta Not saying you can. But saying IF a state deals that ID requirements for an AR-15 are reasonable THEN those same requirements should be reasonable to vote without disenfranchising anyone.

The people who keep saying things like "You need your ID to open a bank account" are ignoring that the ID you need to open your bank account is insufficient to let you register to vote. They keep trying to conflate the two things.

@Kim789372077110 Non-citizens don't vote in federal elections. And I don't need condescending nonsense from someone ignorant and incurious. There is absolutely no need for this law.

So psychology, 101 tells me that the truth hurts by the first sentence in your reply. What am I rambling on about? Yes non-citizens do vote in several cities in the United States. Why don’t you look that up. I don’t know what your specific situation is that you don’t have a birth certificate, but I will tell you the amount of people in the United States that do not have any record of existence, no birth certificate are extremely low. So let me ask how were you able to get your state drivers license or ID? Did you read the save act to see that there are five options to prove American citizenship. Number one refers to your birth certificate because that is the easiest and the document that most Americans already have. Most Americans have that since birth. Most Americans realize how important it is to possess a birth certificate. It’s literally your document proving you’re an American citizen. they’re absolutely is a need for this law. It is common sense that only American citizens should be voting here. It’s also common sense that you should be required to prove who you are on the day of voting. I love that everybody screaming about how we’re losing democracy! And here we have a situation where we’re actually able to preserve democracy in our country by preserving the right to vote here for Americans and Americans only and here you have the left screaming about how it’s voter suppression! Please spare us.

I’ve shared a lot about autism, hoping it might help someone out there. Then I received this message on the screen below while on the podcast with @KellyScaletta Someone shared my story with a family friend and now he’s going out more. That’s why I keep posting. 😊

@atrupar Jesus ain't got nothing to do with this, bub.

Hegseth: "May almighty God continue to bless our troops in this fight. To the American people, please pray for them every day on bended knee with your family, in your schools, in your churches, in the name of Jesus Christ."

@LostPilgrimUSA I know what's in it. Do you?

@KellyScaletta The SAVE America bill requires people to prove citizenship for new registrations and use standard ID to vote.

@DavidGRush1 This is senseless false equivocation. You can't murder someone with a vote.

@KellyScaletta Proposed compromise - make the requirements for voting Exactly The Same (by state) as the requirements for purchasing an AR-15. Include waiting times and bans.

@RickyDoggin The Save Act aka Save Trump Act is a VOTER SUPPRESSION scheme. It will purge millions of citizens from the voting rolls. x.com/KellyScaletta/…

@HappyTech77 Yeah, fuck off. It's not a serious question. It's proof you are a fucking joke.

@KellyScaletta No. Really. For all your followers. This is a serious question.

If you genuinely believe that millions of non-citizens are being imported by the Democrats to vote and steal elections, you are an obscenely stupid person.

@WhiteySwolz Oh, look. The Federalist. LOL.

@KellyScaletta I know crazy right... x.com/FDRLST/status/…

@HappyTech77 Oh, look. Stupid shit.

@KellyScaletta Explain the purpose of Chinese birth vacations to the class.

@Acyn You're paying $1 more per gallon, but at least it's not as bad as Trump thought it would be (allegedly).

Trump: Everything was going great. The economy was great. I hate to make this excursion, but we're going to have to do it. And I actually thought the numbers would be worse. I thought that it would go up more than it did.  So I wanted to put out that fire and I said, you know, if I do that, oil prices will go up, the economy will go down a little bit. I thought it would be worse, much worse. Actually, I thought there was a chance it could be much worse. It’s not bad.

@Bathilde777 Probably. LOL

@KellyScaletta Isnt it tikka masala?

Smoked up some ribs today. I was planning on making some tiki masala with my home-fermented yogurt this weekend. And I was thinking about that when it struck me, "Why not use yogurt as the binder?" So I did that. I typically use mustard. I'm telling you. The yorgut is an ABSOLUTE game changer. Because of the lactic acid, it gives them so much more umami and depth. Exact same rub that I always use, but yogurt is a level up. (I already ate the rest.)

"Why didn't you warn me before Pearl Harbor?"

@BusterDit @HacheAnn No, it did not.

@KellyScaletta @HacheAnn Sorry Batman, it actually did.

@NRockateer @Charles_Drayton @z150wattz OK. There's a ton wrong with your argument. You're conflating laws with the Constitution, which is just dumb. Also, immigration laws were always being enforced. You have just been drinking the kool-aid.

@KellyScaletta @Charles_Drayton @z150wattz I wasn’t asserting anyone was. I was explaining that it’s possible to recognize abuse without hating the Constitution. If laws, like immigration law, aren’t enforced, abuse can happen.

@atrupar What in the made-up weirdness of made-up weirdness is this?

Duffy: "What Democrats really want is they want TSA agents to take their masks off. TSA agents don't want to wear masks. And by the way, Democrats spent a couple years during covid mandating that we all wear masks, now they want TSA agents to take them off." (He means ICE.)

@rewobmit @CW_WhoCares @jimmy1220x @JramsUL13 No, he didn't.

@KellyScaletta @CW_WhoCares @jimmy1220x @JramsUL13 Absolutely. Biden swung open the door and then lied about it for four long years.

@hoffma62292 They did not, rich. And, no, they haven't.

@KellyScaletta That is exactly what they did! Call me whatever you want but nobody is stupid believing that. Democrats have even said it!

@Acyn Is he saying this in front of a camera to keep it a secret?

Comer: We have a lot of dead weight on this committee and the the behavior of the Democrats yesterday was unacceptable and, you know, we're going to have to come back and and talk as a as a conference to see what we do moving forward. They were wanting TV cameras in there. And you know why? So they could show out and get on MSNBC and be outraged. If you're mature credible members of congress leading an investigation, you don't want that televised because you want to get information that that will hopefully lead to criminal referrals and lead to to accountability

@FerrnStephen @JramsUL13 @CW_WhoCares @jimmy1220x Biden did not tell them to stand down.

@KellyScaletta @JramsUL13 @CW_WhoCares @jimmy1220x They are the patrol that dipshit Biden told to stand down, fucking retård!