Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦

Addressing these statistical claims about the California election.

@MikeMellon61179 @PWaynorth Idiot.

@KellyScaletta @PWaynorth You are right. I didn’t see your virtue signally Ukrainian flag. I should have known I was talking to someone with superior intelligence

If you defend ICE killing people because they "didn't comply," then you're not allowed to bellyache when we call you a fascist. You don't get to advocate for fascism and deny that you're fascist.

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@devin_reilly1 Sure, Devin.

@KellyScaletta That’s not what fascism is

@Schmingfoo No. Murdering people for not showing their papers is.

@KellyScaletta Wait. So now obeying the law is fascist?

@MikeMellon61179 It's so funny how you deny it without knowing why it's true.

@KellyScaletta It’s so funny how the left uses fascism as if their side isn’t just as fascist. The left suppresses opposition just as much or more than the right. Fascist is 2nd to only racism as the most incorrectly used attack of this generation.

@davojones22 1. That didn't happen. 2. That's not grounds for murdering them.

@KellyScaletta If you advocate for people committing a felony by "fleeing" when officers are in front of the car, you might be a dumbass.

@ksl43 Saying I don't know what they mean doesn't mean I don't know what they mean.

@KellyScaletta Calling us names don't matter anymore because you never use words correctly. However when a criminal resists arrest it is another crime they are committing.

@ValkStrategy Yikes. That part went right past me.

@KellyScaletta Let alone "Ruler".

Donald Trump is not the leader of the free world.

If you believe that there's "evidence" that the 2020 election was stolen, you're gullible enough to vote for Trump 3 times.

@Jennife04451524 There has never been a case where a trans woman assaulted a woman in a restroom. The person who raped you wasn't trans. What an odious assertion.

@KellyScaletta One, Kelly. Still don't want a penis in the room nor locker room nor changing rooms. You know why? Because SOME men don't know how to control themselves and like to hurt women. I'm a survivor of rape, do I not deserve a space where I feel safe?

To the incels who keep asking, "What is a woman?" The problem isn't that we don't know the difference between a penis and a vagina. The problem is that you don't know the difference between a female and a woman. A female refers to sex. A woman refers to gender. For example: A female is someone you'll never have an intimate relationship with. A woman is someone who covers her drink when you walk by.

@PhilEhr @atrupar You realize that those aren't the same thing, right? Do you know who Roger Stone is? Do you know Roger Stone? Those are different questions, Muffin.

Mike Johnson: "You heard the president talk about how he wants to effectively double the funding for national defense. Look, we live in dangerous times. We're fighting communism on our own shores."

@atrupar Uhm. You're going to use the military against Democrats becuase you called them Communists?

@MikeMellon61179 @PWaynorth It does. How about we dispel this nonsense that It doesn't?

@KellyScaletta @PWaynorth Ok. Once we all realize it doesn’t really matter who is in office we will all be better off. Two parties who never agree except when it involves killing people all around the world. You hate that a few people were killed in the USA. But both parties are pro war no matter what

@Jennife04451524 How many people are on the toilet when you take a piss, Jennifer?

@KellyScaletta Women just want their spaces penis free. Why is that so hard to understand? We carved out a space for ourselves, do the same.

@MikeMellon61179 @PWaynorth They are not about the same. This is just lazy.

@PWaynorth @KellyScaletta Honestly. The right and left are about the same. The bad thing is most of the media helps the left suppress info more than the right. The left is far less tolerant than the right. Which is hilarious.

@DashingDownward There was an inauguration in 2020?

@KellyScaletta Before or after the inauguration?

Who was President in 2020?

@sport182us @T42andU4me Cat's not a gender, you fucking twinkie.

@T42andU4me @KellyScaletta What's your point. Gender is gender you can't identify as a different one any more than you can identify as a cat. If you could just arbitrarily identify as whatever then I would identify as 65 and retire. That's how stupid your argument is.

Fucking? As opposed to being involuntarily celibate like you?