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@haveigotnews It this happened in England it would be classified as a hate crime (not that all crimes aren’t hate crimes. I can’t remember the last time I hear of a “love crime”). 🤨

Israel has apologised for a soldier smashing a statue of Jesus, with an investigation unable to rule out the possibility they just mistook it for Donald Trump

@Parody_PM @JonathanPieNews Six fingered mutants should be allowed to be represented as well. 😅

Please stop spreading lies about Richard Tice using AI generated images. This is simply an accurate image of a typical Reform voter, who are well known for being six-fingered mutants.

@nytimes @TheAthleticFC So head for your nearest pub car park to get one before they are gone. 😅

From @TheAthleticFC: More than 4,400 fake football shirts have been seized by UK police in the biggest raid of a pre-World Cup crackdown. nyti.ms/3OAKcpQ

@PippaCrerar @guardian For a man is supposed to be so learned in the law that he was head of the DPP, he seems to be so ignorant about an article in a law that means he can’t be informed about the results of a security clearance. 🤨

Saturday’s @guardian front page: Starmer warned he faces ‘judgement day’ next week theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

@BostonGlobe Actually the Pope is Coptic. The bishop of Rome, however, is catholic. 🧐

Is the pope Catholic? Apparently that’s an actual question now, writes Yvonne Abraham, thanks to President Trump and Vice President JD Vance. trib.al/683sc7M

@Number10cat Saint George’ Day isn’t until the 23rd. Stop fucking around with saint’s days or we will end up like Saint Patrick’s Day. 🤨

There's a free family festival on Trafalgar Square today to celebrate the patron saint of England: St George. All are welcome, except dragons.

@qikipedia Does that mean that they are less likely to have cancer or that they are less likely to be diagnosed with cancer?

Married people are less likely to be diagnosed with cancer.

@nytimes The Europeans should block the flow of oil in the northeastern Atlantic in the same way the USA is blocking oil in the Straits of Hormuz and Cuba. 🤨

Breaking News: In a sudden reversal, the U.S. is allowing the sale of some Russian oil for an additional month to ease gas prices during the war in Iran. nyti.ms/4tPzpqD

@nytimes The President doesn’t have the power to fire the Federal Reserve Chair. If he did why hasn’t he done so already? 🧐

Breaking News: President Trump vowed to fire Jerome Powell if he opted to stay as the Federal Reserve chair after his term ends on May 15. nyti.ms/41ADO4L

@BostonGlobe Why is Melania Trump allowed to appear on Capitol Hill? She is FLOTUS, a purely courtesy title like the First Dog. There is no reference to FLOTUS in the Constitution and she has been elected to nothing. 🤨

Melania Trump made a rare appearance on Capitol Hill to push Congress to pass bills broadening access to services for young people in foster care, calling it a “moral imperative.” trib.al/tFPJIPc

@simon_schama Oh, it’s rampant. Pope Leo is very weak on crime. 🥲

how much crime is there, anyway, in Vatican City?

@haveigotnews I think it is silly to say this is Trump as Christ. This image is not of a man who went into the desert and fasted for forty days living only on wild herbs and locust. It’s the image of a man that was going to feed the 5 000 but ate it all himself. 😆

After being criticised for posting a picture of himself as Jesus healing the sick, Donald Trump's team work up ideas for some more realistic comparisons:

@RollingStone He wishes. “He’s not the messiah. He’s a very naughty boy”.

“Is Donald Trump the Anti-Christ?” Read: rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

@BostonGlobe … and it’s not too promising for Putin either. 🥲

Election loss for Hungarian Prime Minister Orbán has ripple effects for Trump, US conservatives trib.al/GgL6Nbg

@JohnSimpsonNews Is it possible to argue that Vance swung the vote?

With Orbán gone, NATO and the EU have lost a Putin-influenced brake on their decision-making. It’s another blow to Russia—and a disappointment to Trump and Vance, who failed to influence the vote.

@nytimes Conflict between secular and religious figures have traditionally not turned out well. King Henry of England may have been able to have Thomas Becket killed but then had to walk pilgrimage from London to Canterbury barefoot and dressed in rags. 🧐

Breaking News: President Trump lashed out at Pope Leo XIV, a critic of the U.S. war in Iran, saying he was “terrible for foreign policy.” nyti.ms/4t79xGX

@newrepublic I hope so. France and the UK could use the money they could charge for use of La Manche/English Channel. 😂

Will Trump’s War in Iran Kick Off a High-Seas Toll Binge? trib.al/egnxObs

@cnnbrk What is she doing standing behind a podium with the Presidential seal? She is the First Lady, a purely courtesy title with no powers or responsibilities in the US Constitution. 🤨

Melania Trump blasts "lies" linking her to Jeffrey Epstein in remarks from the White House and calls on Congress to hold public hearing for victims cnn.it/4suWyO9

@BostonGlobe High enough IQ not to get bogged down in a Near East quagmire. 🤨

President Trump assailed Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, and other leading conservative podcasters who oppose the war in Iran in a blistering Truth Social post that claimed his critics have "Low IQs." trib.al/haDKdJs

@BBCBreaking I’ve driven down that road and it’s like a rollercoaster ride.

Man dead and 27 injured after bus of British tourists crashes down ravine in Canary Islands, officials say bbc.in/4sovXCg