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Se unió Haziran 2012
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
I called because I saw a duck eating a watermelon and it was the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life
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🌸🕷𝔞𝔷𝔪𝔶𝔱𝔥🕷🌸
hi twitter i have come to you as the bearer of bad news and asker of favors. it looks like my rare disease is catching up to me and I may soon have to undergo pretty risky surgery. you can read details or donate if called to under my gofund me <3 thanks gofund.me/328e939d5
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
okay I guess I'm WASTING A WHOLE EVENING NOT JERKING OFF IN THE BATHROOM
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
some things are real be careful of those
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Eris@InnocentlyEris·
@Pandora_Delaney I woke up in the bed of a hot boy this morning. Idk what these people are going on about.
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neoltitude@ctrlcreep·
God should let me drive the fractal. I think in heaven we all take turns driving the fractal, choosing pi's next digit, etc.
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@myhandle "actually, rogue warclaude drones ripping Jacob Falkovich's skull out along with his spine to lay at the altar of Khorne is in the first 100 pages of the sequences."
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Jakeup@myhandle·
*as rogue warclaude drones rip my skull out along with my spine to lay at the altar of Khorne*: haha I bet those "rationalist" were undercalibrated in their predictions of this exact scenario happening lol nerds
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
ok so everything is vibrating, what you want to do is expand your idea of oneness so that your clitoris is everywhere and let me know how that works in the comments
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
I am not technically improvising yet, but the plan I wrote down for this situation is just a piece of paper that says "Jeeeeesuus Chriist"
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
You guys are going to be so impressed when this works
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neoltitude@ctrlcreep·
With our new eyes we watched the wheeling sky, each star aflame with solar glory. And each emergence over the horizon was as brilliant as a sunrise; and each vanishing a sunset. We burnt in the colors of a thousand simultaneous twilights
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
I hope you like hexagons
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
I have 800 skill points
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
no one ever asks, *how* are the world's biggest homos
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
mine has gotten older over the years (natural causes), and I've changed sizes (sex magic)
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
hey remember when you found that cursed gold amulet
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
and I will warn you, my god is really funny
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whale_info@WHALEINFO·
lol sorry guys I was having sex in Berkeley at 2:56 AM, hope I didn't wake u
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