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David Simmons

@WholeTimeDavid

Writer 🔫Fetty on the Switches (@clashbooks 2026) 🦟Eradicator (@apocalypsepartypress) 🩸Ghosts of East Baltimore (@brokenriverbooks)

Baltimore Se unió Şubat 2009
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David Simmons
David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
***PREORDER NOW*** apocalypse-party.com/eradicator.html Very excited to share the trailer for my upcoming book with Apocalypse Party. “Drugs. Sex. Paranoia. Her life is unraveling fast—and something new is taking shape. When it does, people will die. ERADICATOR
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Baldamore Tew Slim@ShepsworthBntly·
Yo I walk on the bus, and this nigga yelling on the phone. I’m thinking he yelling at someone else on the phone, no he yelling at the phone on voice to text and then posting to his IG stories 😂😂😂
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@SergeTrigger Man you just made this very serious subject goofy as fuck by involving zebras. You better take that Muenster off and put a slice of jarlsberg on that joint
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SergeTrigger@SergeTrigger·
@WholeTimeDavid Is that why Zebras look like that? Are they just horses with murder in their hearts?
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David Simmons
David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@SergeTrigger Yeah that makes sense cuz I was about to say only certified triple-stripe OG gangsters will throw a slice of muenster on a burger
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O F Cieri@ossvary·
I can't stop thinking about the drink I had at the Vietnamese restaurant yesterday that was egg yolk, condensed milk and seltzer. Tasted like an egg cream.
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
Bought a new patio set so I could spend more time outside. There was a pack of ants on one of the chairs which I dispatched with wasp spray. Then I sat down to hit a J and there was a small spider on my arm and it smells like those cum trees outside. This shit is stupid.
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@Betta_Mo I got grander delusions with these delusions of grandeur *angry rapper voice*
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@SergeTrigger Definitely because then I could show it to my wife and tell her they made it in honor of her
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David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
@SergeTrigger Forrest Gump implies that you can be retarded and a cuck and also be a millionaire who meets the president as long as you are a white male and I don’t want to send that message to my daughters.
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David Simmons
David Simmons@WholeTimeDavid·
There are aliens in the Hunger Games books???? I only read the first one
Jordan Crowder@digijordan

My theory… These scientists are being put in a witness protection type program. The manner in which they’re taken makes me think the situation is urgent. Rumor is…all major nations have been given exotic UFO technology by the ‘Others’. Hunger Games style. Possibly an adversary has cracked something big…and a new clock is ticking fast. Or, something is coming our way. All Americans with particular skill sets and knowledge that pertains to this one area, are apprehended and taken underground. A super secret manhattan project on steroids. Or…it’s just media hype.

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