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YourMaster 🍀💚🍻
@YourMaster3000
Retired military vet, mountaineer, and a master of puppets. Prepare to dance for me if you get caught in my game. 😎
On the couch, having a bud. Se unió Mart 2009
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@Dee_Batch They are getting rid of dev houses who've been irrelevant for going on a decade. 7 years to make a high 7/10 game, that you can beat in less than 10 hours, lol 😆 That's Compulsion Games. Much like SBI, a money laundering scam.
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Honestly, Xbox Super Fans are on some serious Cope. How TF do you take all this bad Xbox news and spin it into Exclusives are back? They need to tur a profit. Asha has said we will do 1-2 exclusives a year, then evaluate. All they do is lie. They said there never was a Gears E-day PS5 version 🤥I don't know how Xbox can survive this man. Fucking sad times yo.
James@JamiesAct
Magg on Colt's show. Reading an email from someone at Xbox. Sounds like there is some kind of dissension inside Xbox right now. 🍿🥳 Supercut version below. 👇
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@nypost That's pretty much the Epstein files when comes to Trump. Democrats and RINOS complaining about Trump in nearly every email or conversation, lol 😆 Person zero of TDS was Epstein. His last 4 years on earth was him talking about how he hates Trump. 😂
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Jeffrey Epstein was obsessed with trying to take down Trump before suicide, report says trib.al/Njsa4Fp

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@Grummz I'm laughing at people who are defending these dev houses. They haven't made anything good in years. Might as well call them money laundering pros. If Asha is smart, she will blacklist these people from the gaming industry forever. Ban SBI and gamer hating community managers too.
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Bluesky and Xbox shills are moaning over the loss of these four studios.
Two of them actually worked with consultants like Anita Sarkeesean and Sweet Baby Inc.
None of them produced even Indie numbers of gamers.
What you have is people who wanted games to be art, to employ their art friends, and to be completely subsidized by governments, corporations etc to carry forward their personal values and messages.
Gamers said nope, we want games, not art, not messages, and this is what happens.

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✅Games I’m buying in 2026:
-Dead or Alive 6: Last Round [June 22]
-Star Fox [June 26]
-Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynched [July 9]
-Avatar Legends: The Fighting Game [July 23]
-Splatoon: Raiders [July 23]
-Halo: Campaign Evolved - XBOX Premium Upgrade [July 23]
-Halo: Campaign Evolved - PS5 standard edition [July 28]
-Marvel Tokon [August 6]
-Metal Gear Solid 4 [August 27]
-The Blood of Dawnwalker [September 3]
-Marvel’s Wolverine [September 15]
-Fire Emblem: Fortunes Weave [September 17]
-Onimusha: Way of the Sword [September 25]
-Gears of War: E-Day - Premium Edition [October 1]
-Kingdom Hearts I-III Collection [October 8]
-Dragon’s Dogma II: Dark Arisen [October 9]
-Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 - Vault Edition [October 16]
-Grand Theft Auto VI - XBOX [November 19]
-Grand Theft Auto VI - PS5 [November 19]
-Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake [TBA]
MSRP: €1195 😭😭




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@jimstewartson I'll take the glasses. I'm legally blind via the VA. Thanks Mark.
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How about medicine, food and shelter you fucking prick
This is just using veterans as guinea pigs.
Polymarket Sports@PolymarketSport
🚨BREAKING: The UFC and Mark Zuckerberg have teamed up to give every blind veteran in America a free pair of Meta glasses.
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Let's look at the studios:
Compulsion Games: One game in 7 years and you could beat it in 10 hours. Worthless is an understatement.
Ninja Theory: All they had was Senu adventures and a shitty fighting game over the last 10 years. All could be beat in less than 7 hours. Had potential, but never got there.
Double Fine: All they had to do was make Brutal Legend 2 and Psychonauts 3. What did they do instead? Made C rated indi trash. Another worthless studio.
On the chopping block: Arkane. Why? Blade was announced in 2023 and yet they aren't close to finishing in 2026. Most likely canceled and the studio will be shutdown.
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@Stormzy010 @Septic_Sauce If Sony and Nintendo were on board with the hippy, every one are friends, shit, I'd get it, but they never were. Not to mention, Phil's "do what ever you want" brand for his own employees was trash for XBOX. Good to see Asha having bigger balls than Phil ever did.
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@Septic_Sauce I'm glad Asha has that competitive spirit because phil Spencer should've been fired years ago
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@tomwarren Phil and his "do what you want" attitude killed those studios. Double Fine should have been tasked to make Brutal Legend 2 and Psychonauts 3 the moment they were bought. Instead, we get C rated indi games from a dev house, owned by a $3T company. 🤡
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@TheTweetOfGod I guess "God" wasn't alive in 1979. Oh and what does "God" have to say on the 40K or so innocent people the government of Iran murdered over the last 6 months? Nothing I'm sure.
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HE STARTED THE WAR, you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker.
Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA
Donald J Trump is the Peace President and that is an irrefutable fact.
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@InternetH0F The Spurs had a double digit lead in every game of the series, lol 😆 Biggest choke job in NBA history.
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He adopted her from a third world shit hole, allowed her every possible privilege in life and this is the thanks he gets.
There is a lesson in this.
non aesthetic things@PicturesFoIder
Brad Pitt’s daughter Zahara files to legally drop his last name
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@libsoftiktok I hope someone recognizes this animal and he is arrested.
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They dropped $500M in revenue for fiscal 2026 because they raised the price of their consoles twice last year, plus Gamepass. Customers tend to say no for such practices. The only positive month they will have in fiscal 2026 is Q4. The same quarter they dropped Gamepass prices and Forza Horizon 6 dropped. They also shipped more XBOX units in that quarter than the entire year of 2025.
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Xbox’s new CEO Asha Sharma has issued an internal memo.
> She also admits that Microsoft has spent more than $20 billion on content, platform, and hardware subsidies over the past five years.
> Despite the massive investment, the gaming division’s annual revenue has still fallen by nearly $500 million, and she has declared the current approach unsustainable.
Bloomberg reports that major layoffs will begin in July, along with sharp reductions in marketing and other budgets.


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@XboxTimdog What relationship? The one where PS gets FH6, Fable, Halo CE, SoD3, Senu, etc. for Helldivers 2? The relationship where Sony money hats games from being on XBOX day 1? Yeah. There is no relationship besides an abusive one.
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Charles Barkley hopes ESPN fires him over his Cardi B comment during coverage of Game 3 of the NBA Finals:
"I’m hoping they fire me. I got six or seven years left on my contract that they know I got no chance of doing. I would love for them to fire me and have to pay me for the next six or seven years."
Via The Dan Patrick Show.

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@TheDunkCentral Why would he debate Trump? He isn't running for 2028. Shouldn't he focus on Vance, DeSantis, Rubio, etc.?
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Stephen A. Smith says Donald Trump should be worried if he runs for president 👀
“Mr. President, you ain’t got to worry about me running. But if I was running, you would have to be worried because I know there’s quite a few people I’d smoke in a debate—including you—with ease. Actually, with ease. No disrespect, but I ain’t Kamala, and I ain’t Joe Biden. I’m a little bit different.”
(h/t @TheNBABase )

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She warned her cousin multiple times to stop dancing all up on her man. But her cousin kept grinding on him like it was nothing.
Big mistake!
In front of the whole party, she dragged her cousin by the hair and beat her down until she was knocked out cold on the floor.
Family or not, don’t touch what’s hers. And that's period!

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@XboxTimdog Keep up the good work Tim. Look forward to your daily lives. #XBOX
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