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@KeaganGigaTexas You need a factory reset. That energy bar being flat for 30 miles is very telling that your BMS/MCU is not reporting anything to the dashboard and to the servers (which helps function your Tesla app)

I think this Tesla service appointment may have been missed!🤣🤣🤣

@AtomicSpark @jeremyjudkins_ Ball knowledge

@jeremyjudkins_ It wasn't even denim shorts

I need to issue a formal apology to everyone I offended this morning. I commented on some heterosexual adult content and it seemed to have put it in everyone’s feed. This is unacceptable behavior. Especially during June. Going forward I will only comment on hardcore gay stuff.

@AnthonyBravo089 @barstoolsports The finger actually pointing at him has me dead 😭😭😭😭

@barstoolsports Bro waited for the guy to pass him to kick him 🤣 you a whole BITCH FOR THAT!!

This one Spurs fan is ready to take on all of New York City tonight

@patrick_just @TomerAzarly Vegas

@TomerAzarly Incredible story made even better by its insanely improbable path. If you compound these probabilities, the odds of the Knicks winning the 4 games they won was one in 237,000

According to ESPN Analytics, in the 4 games the Spurs lost in the NBA Finals, they had a... — 91.6% chance of winning Game 1 up 13 points midway thru the 3rd — 72.8% chance of winning Game 2 up 2 points with 1 minute left in the 4th — 99.6% chance of winning Game 4 up 20 points with 9:33 left in the 4th — 95.4% chance of winning Game 5 up 10 points with 7:54 left in the 4th

@whale6x $28,335 That's my debt. After that, debt free forever.

What amount of money do you need right now? Be realistic don’t say $1M

@elonmusk @BasilTheGreat @neuralink

@BasilTheGreat Terrible

🚨NEWS: It has been reported that Stephen Ogilvie, the man attacked by a migrant in Belfast has sadly lost sight in both eyes

Searches for janitor jobs at SpaceX hit a new record high. I'm talking out of my ass but it's probably true. 😂

@jeremyjudkins_ Lol I just saw this notification 40% off premium

Literally one day after going public I’m already getting spammed with 67 meme ads. 😭

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

So hot rn

@TheAliceSmith Fuck ‘em

@LorenaSGonzalez Message received

F*ck Elon Musk.

@MAGAhodler @dom_lucre Yeah and now he looks like an ayahuasca guru than a 'country music legend'

@dom_lucre That dude was never a country music legend. He came out with one dumb song that happened to be popular with the line dancing movement. Never a legend.

🔥🚨LATEST: Country music legend Billy Ray Cyrus revealed he almost lost his life to sepsis and it caused vocal paralysis in 2024. Cyrus believes his prayers with Tommy Jack led to a miracle that saved his life. He was preparing to pass away until he got an impossible update from his doctors. Cyrus: “And I'd go put my knee in there and I was like, "God, please, I need a miracle, I need a miracle."

@9inwhilesoft @ProfXavi3r @dom_lucre Aww why did the thread die here it was getting good 🤣🤣🤣

@ProfXavi3r @dom_lucre I bet you share women lol. Sicko.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: SNEAKO is now being called ‘the most performative’ male to ever live, no small statement and it’s due to him suddenly becoming a diehard Knicks fan, he frequently follows whatever direction the wind blow hoping nobody notices.

@Shelby_Dewbs @steipete And your comment was not an offer either. Just saying a whole lotta nothing.

@steipete All these comments and not a single real place to stay. 🫪

I'm still homeless in SF. If anyone's renting or selling a nice place, slide into my DMs. The hotel room is getting old.

@saylor @elonmusk Mag 8? It's Mag 7.

Congratulations @ElonMusk and $SPCX on a historic IPO. Thanks to you, 25% of the Mag8 now holds Bitcoin on the balance sheet.

I love the incredible people of SpaceX beyond words

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