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@_SRTLW

He/him ¦ Grassroots football coach ¦ Been antifa longer than you have on account of their long held bias against Manchester United.

youtu.be/EXelq-hab10?t=35s Se unió Temmuz 2013
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Benno@_SRTLW·
Genuine exchange just now between my 4 and 6 yos: 4: our job today is to post 6: post what? 4: just post
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Justin🦩Boldaji
Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji·
@richardspi63880 I also hide Quran verses in my books so children unwittingly embrace the light of Islam
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Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji·
Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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mooms : expert
mooms : expert@Danny_McMoomins·
Wish the nerds would stop trying to make Artemis II happen. It's not going to happen.
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The Touchline | 𝐓
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX·
🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Arteta introduced another super creative idea into training today. Arsenal players were told to hold down multiple pens with each other's help, while at the same time controlling one ball with their feet. This helps the players to focus on two things at once.
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Benno@_SRTLW·
@David_Dein_FC Awful lot of knockouts for someone calling themselves 'invincible'
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DDFC_Insider ⁽ᶠᵃⁿ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ⁾
Imagine social media during the Invincibles season: ▪︎ Knocked out by united in the FA Cup semis ▪︎ Knocked out by chelsea in the champions league ▪︎ Knocked out by middlesbrough over two legs in the league cup semis And they’d still be calling it a "failure" 😭 Social media has fried your brains
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john sturgis
john sturgis@sturgios·
Tom Skinner’s men walking for mental health events - they look like West Ham fans in a post apocalyptic world searching for a football match that’s no longer being played
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Andy Sims
Andy Sims@AndyCSims·
West Ham fans who left early aren’t being allowed back in
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@JohnRentoul Do you not know what those words mean or sthg??
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Goater’s Motors
Goater’s Motors@goatersmotors·
Gabriel celebrating in the face of a championship striker after a routine tackle 55 seconds into a game. What a turkey teeth, spray on hairline, weird cunt.
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Samplo Corvodina of Streatham
I remember someone saying Streatham Rovers was an unfunny one joke account that can't possibly last much longer about two months into its existence and thought, "fuck you, wouldn't it be funny if it dementedly carried for an entire decade."
Streatham Rovers Football Club@StreathamRovers

Today we celebrate the 10th anniversary of Streatham Rovers Football Club joining X, formerly known as Twitter. What's been your favourite tweet on this X, formerly known as Twitter, account? #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #TurboMotivation #XformerlyknownasTwitter

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