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@Makeitstop73699 @realDonaldTrump WOOOOO!

Refugee update: day 32 I got a job offer today, and I accepted. I thank @realDonaldTrump and the USA for giving me, as a refugee from South Africa, the opportunity to start paying back my debt of gratitude, and to start making a positive contribution to a country that values me as a person and not only as the wrong colour.

@RedLineNewsUSA police are visible and following her 12 seconds after she hit them but in the several minutes beforehand they were nowhere to be found

🚨SHOCKING FOOTAGE shows the moment 20-year-old Kaydence Carpenter drove her Tesla into a crowd that had surrounded her vehicle in the early hours of Sunday morning in Lexington, KY.

@Tomhennessey69 show exactly how much money israel costs once you see israel as a country that we shouldn’t support financially, other types of support logically follow (effective if they’re the “the only example of good tax expenditure i can think of is homeless veterans” type)

When trying to Jpill a normie, plant seeds of doubt in the boomer brain with these. The real damage happens later when they try to debunk it themselves. Start small, things that will undermine their foundational beliefs. Add any other ideas below. 1. “Fake control room” Dimona

@hopes_revenge that’s genius you will never get a ticket with him present

I LOVE MY SON

@uwutoowo1 alright you got me, fuck immediately followed

IN 3 HOURS (6PM EDT) we're going to press birdseed into seed oils and then fry chicken in it, and see which birdseed blend tastes the best

@FreshPorpoise36 @ReviewsPossum torties are awesome cats, very sweet and unique personalities mine was dumb as a brick though. she would just sit and stare at inanimate objects. never really learned her own name

@___flat__ @ReviewsPossum My cat looks quite similar.

My cat likes to put herself under the blanket. I'm not including a photo. I get to see her. You don't.

@sadixxy @Mubarak_mubious ai slopfest can’t wait until region block

@Mubarak_mubious People who go in and out of homes a lot start to notice patterns fast. Not to judge just because certain habits leave very loud clues. Here are some things a house quietly reveals about its owner: 1. The “hidden” places tell the real story Anyone can tidy the living room. But:

professionals who enter people's homes (plumbers, electricians, cleaners): What is something the condition of a house tells you about the owner that they don't realize they are revealing ??

@SheilahCandy @Mubarak_mubious btw the downvote button now has an easy option for AI generated slop

@Mubarak_mubious People who work inside homes pick up on things very fast, small details that quietly tell a whole story about the owner. Here are some of the biggest ones people don’t realize they’re revealing: 1. How they handle stress. A house that’s messy but not dirty usually means someone

@D4RW1NEXE @DeItaone btw everyone the downvote has a convenient AI generated button

@DeItaone Radvinsky controlled the most disruptive tech platform of the decade while remaining almost entirely invisible. He avoided the traditional Silicon Valley press circuit completely. His business model proved that frictionless transactions of taboo content scales infinitely faster

*ONLYFANS OWNER LEONID RADVINSKY HAS DIED AT 43

@ArisOfMars curious that you were not able to predict this with your gay little tarot cards

Black women started leading the country in earning degrees and now all of a sudden “degrees don’t matter”, mhm sure.

@OhMyEmz MCC and carrot cake are the best ice cream and cake flavors hands down

reminder: - pineapple on pizza is great - mint chocolate ice cream does not taste like toothpaste - bounty’s are good - coleslaw rips - carrot cake is yummy grow up if you disagree x

@ShimazuSystems what does the triangle logo mean :)

AMA thread, 22nd March 2026 I try to do these every Sunday, but was incredibly busy last week - drop any questions below and I'll answer as soon as I can!

@Im_human_too_ everyone has one

@___flat__ yeah, they all have them

Iphones are for government spooks

@Im_human_too_ definitely more practical yeh I like BCMs the most, you can usually find uppers for affordable deals and throw it on any lower the S&W sport ones aren't bad either, or PSA also have a DD and would not spend that much money again...

I am drawn to the lever action rifle and ak platform but it's probably time for an AR15

@hopes_revenge How do you change the smoke detector battery

i was lying on the floor (autism thing) and it worried Newton

@ColanMitchellAU @nrunje @notcomplex_ White American men are taller than black American men

@nrunje @notcomplex_ american niqqas are taller than white inbreds.

The average adult height in China and the US is now roughly equal. Many have not fully realized just how much China has grown—in this case, literally.

@doratheyoung @MadelaineLucyH i am saying men have different preferences than women. that is all i am saying. you may actually suffer from mind blindness

@___flat__ @MadelaineLucyH i don’t think so. shrek never been acted like a prince because he’s an ogre. Marrying a princess didn’t change that . Most men are Shrek. 🙂

I’m absolutely convinced the men ascribing “5” to a beautiful healthy woman with glossy hair and skin are either very gay or would prefer to date an elf called Crystal Merriweather of the Mountains of Organok

@Skrumpy_frumpy @fleshsimulator Yamaha

@fleshsimulator Wait wait wait... That's how Yah-muh-cuh is really spelled?

Do I even need to say it