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@MickamiousG Raytheon !

I know where id be investing some money. Note: This is not financial advice

@_kiyosh1 Oí

oi

@JEChalmers Jim we’re not going to have petrol in a few weeks who cares

BREAKING: We've secured a deal that will deliver an extra 6c a litre of petrol price relief for Australians, to add to the 26c we delivered earlier this week. Today the states and territories have agreed to provide another $400M of fuel relief, through an additional cut to the fuel excise for three months, saving you an extra 6c per litre. This is on top of halving the fuel excise, bringing our total relief to 32c per litre every time you fill up.

@AutismCapital This is a really good idea!

Feature request: It would be cool if X would let you spin up temporary chat rooms on your page so you could have conversations that exist for live events with your audiences without cluttering your main timeline and having your real-time tweets be taken out of context by people reading them later.

@DefensePolitics April fools

Iran is winning.

@_kiyosh1 This is the way

mb for being dry and not fun to talk to... all i do is work, i dont talk to people..

@rohancct 1/4 of the population and a country that isn’t as sparse though mate

Australia has less petrol reserves than NZ (54 days to 39 days). What an embarrassment for our political class.

@_kiyosh1 Didnt need to read past the first line to know it was bs

so… yeah. i didn’t think i’d ever say this but i got a girlfriend and honestly it’s kinda changing everything for me rn. like i’ve been sitting here thinking about how much time i waste online, coding all day, scrolling, building stuff that never really ends, chasing numbers, chasing “one more feature” or “one more fix”… and for what meanwhile there’s actual life happening outside and i’ve just been ignoring it like it’s some optional side quest she’s been making me realize that maybe i don’t need to be locked in 24/7. maybe i don’t need to be on twitter arguing or building non stop or refreshing stats like a maniac so yeah… i’m gonna step back i’m leaving twitter, pausing all the tech stuff for now, and just trying to live a normal life for a bit. gonna get a real job, go outside more, spend time with her, actually be present instead of mentally being in 10 different dashboards at once anyway… appreciate everyone who’s been around. y’all been part of the grind april fools nigga

@DefensePolitics If they do that aren’t we fucked? (Singapore and Aus specifically)

Because people love to eat up nonsense. They already announce the plans for a 3 months air campaign already - but people prefer excited news than the boring ones.

@0hour1 He looks like the goats fuck him

Breaking the last son of Ayatollah Khamenei is set to take over. Abduul Shiates Himsolf is being rumored to be the new Supreme Leader.

@Decentral1Media @WarMonitor3 So if America goes away this just ends? You don’t think Iran with its economy is going to nothing the world at ransom

@WarMonitor3 Europe stands against middle eastern forever wars.

BREAKING: Italian defence minister has denied US military aircraft from refuelling from Naval Air Station Sigonella in Sicily as a stop off toward the Middle East.

@mreiffy @Selkis_2028 Satoshi need to come back for a minute

Google is basically saying: “We’ve cut the quantum resources needed to break Bitcoin’s encryption by 20x. We can now break it. We can prove it. We’re just not going to tell you how. We’ve slowed down research to give crypto a chance. You have until 2029 to figure out a solution. Good luck.”

@nofreewill42 @yosoymario91 English lel

@__scribe_ @yosoymario91 wait, did it translate "angol" to english or spanish for you?

Akkor most ha magyarul posztolok lefordítja nektek automatikusan angolra?

@hibakod The edge of that meat has potatoes wdym?

肉に国境はない

@x0_lua Convinced me! Think I might also be done tbh

@__scribe_ ive been working for years trying to fix something and make it better and no one gives a fuck bro i am done i am exhausted fuck this place

i am genuinely done with australia. i have not met a single competent person with a decent moral compass in any position of power. there is no structure or standard here, every section of government, corporate/private and every ICT related sector is absolutely retarded and there is no way to fix any of these systems because australians are raised to not engage in intelligent conversation with others and instead have dick swinging contests. idc if other countries have their own issues im sincerely done here. it’s a shame because it’s such a beautiful country, too bad the people in charge of it have below average IQs and allow corrupt companies to literally rape us financially.

@AiPinfu2003 Bout to get nuked talking about that

アメリカ人はまだ日本人とBBQの画像見せあってノホホンとしてるけど、もう少ししたら性癖を狂わす日本のHENTAIがアメリカに無制限に流れ込んで来るぞ。 いいか？君達の国ができる前から日本にはHENTAIがいたんだ。 覚悟はいいか？ 君達は二回も我々を世界に解き放とうとしてるんだ。

@RaminNasibov Hurrow

元気ですか？

@oskkpu Spitting facts

黒人とゲイとユダヤ人 この３つに関してはまじで気をつけたほうがいい

@yosoymario91 Seems like a lot of work

@__scribe_ It’s being rolled out afaik, not all posts are auto translating yet

日本人に、日本の性的文化がなぜこんなに奇妙なのかを聞いてみたいです。