T҉E҉V҉I҉N҉♪♩♪ 👐🏿

Kendrick Lamar and Terry crews hitting the Quan.

@TortoiseInCrise First in my bloodline to a see a gay tortoise.

hey sunshine...they say I move slow, but I’d still cross every road just to see you from the other side

Me 3 days into animal Twitter.

This is not Photoshopped. It is a plant found in the wild called Hooker’s lip (Psychotria elata). It puckers up to attract pollinators like butterflies and birds. Nature never ceases to mesmerize us.

Your abusive girlfriend watching you hug your mother for more than 2 seconds

Football twitter today

FBI agent pulling out MP7 from his backpack during the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner (2026)

Na ukipata ni bois wa rika yako anauza vitu yake hapo kwa streets wacha kuburgain kama mlalahoi bana

Nimeenda kwa mokoro nikipatana na my favourite botolo, Sasa ni kuelewa from Monday to monday

"The more conscious a man becomes, the less capable he is of happiness." ~ Fyodor Dostoevsky~

Idk, might do a moonwalk later.

I’m at work and I just randomly thought about Benny The Butcher’s Pyrex mascot. I wonder how he’s doing.

Nostalgia bias got some of y’all thinking music was better back then lol.. every era has hits and misses, you just remember the good ones.

Drunk reading this Bukowski book my woman gave me and it's idk. So he's a 38yr old divorced chronic masturbator whose love of his life died of alcoholism and ex wife is probably dead(he doesn't know). Oh and he has a 6yr old daughter born out of wedlock. Tf is this mahn

Deep down najua reddit ni app ingine ngori..but bila kujua subreddits inakua tu an empty debe,mniambie izo subreddits ziko na form nijoin😂

So yawning is also dangerous.fucking great.