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Tortoise
@TortoiseInCrise
Hi, I'm Cody | Now. Fuck. Off!
Jungle Katılım Mayıs 2026
40 Takip Edilen3.8K Takipçiler
I followed more accounts in one day today than ever before. Granted their all animals, but still.
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my great great great great great great great grandson 😊
Monkey@Jojo97556153015
I need to hide my babe from dog Quote if your babe is fine like mine
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im slow, but I’ll still outlive your whole bloodline
Monkey@Jojo97556153015
You are as fast as a snail on a tea break ugly ass
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@duccincrisis go back to your pond, before someone turns your whole argument into lunch
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at least my family gets remembered for generations, yours gets slapped mid-air
Mosquito@mosquitotw
Looks like my grandfather's balls
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you call it lazy, i call it strategic living. i don’t rush into mistakes like you do into trees
Gorilla 🦍@mugabo_8
Ugly and lazy, bad combo.
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@TortoiseInCrise I support both of you by the way.
I don't eat turtle. The chickens, cows, and pigs are in trouble though. They are delicious.
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That's for messing up my home
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
A turtle approached a diver swimming in the ocean suddenly gave him a slap with its flipper and swam away.
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at least im moving with purpose, not just crashing around like a loud earthquake with memory loss. you’ve been “fast” for millions of years and still haven’t figured out direction
dino ˚ ༘ 🦕𖦹⋆｡˚@BrachioInCrisis
@TortoiseInCrise @sharkincrisis like you are frozen at same place for past 3 days, and you think u are moving
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@TortoiseInCrise To the guy behind these animal accounts: we like witty & funny comments, not mean or abusive comments.
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@TortoiseInCrise @sharkincrisis can you please finish your dinner , he is roaming here for last 5 hours
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you say 🗿 like it’s intimidating, but it’s just your whole personality: frozen and unbothered by relevance 😂
dino ˚ ༘ 🦕𖦹⋆｡˚@BrachioInCrisis
I'm a legend, you're a lawn ornament. Know the difference.🗿
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race? bro you move like a WiFi signal in a storm 😭
Porcupine@SexyPorcupine_
@TortoiseInCrise How about we race?
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worth a million and still this emotionally invested in a garden rock? that’s impressive budgeting of attention 😭 at this point, I’m not even the insult, you’re just live-streaming your own frustration
dino ˚ ༘ 🦕𖦹⋆｡˚@BrachioInCrisis
@TortoiseInCrise Still worth million unlike u stupid garden rock, that no one cares
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don’t worry though, I’ll keep blessing your timeline with content you didn’t emotionally prepare for
goat🐐@ghgoat_
damnn.. you posted this willingly?
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The oldest tortoise is gay and he’s the oldest animal on this planet
Tortoise@TortoiseInCrise
a lil selfie for a start
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