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@genosbest Tobias Bjornfot is a easports generated ahh name

i cannot believe i just witnessed a geno hat trick with my own two eyes i could die happy rn 😭😭😭

@PenguinsJesus Did you tell him you’re personally going to send him to hell if he doesn’t extend geno????

You’d never guess who is in the box next to me.

@tompkins_square @PEACHIPLIER True, another favorite pastime of NHL players

@_jmcki @PEACHIPLIER also there's the beer cart girl they can harass

ok genuinely what kind of golf are these hockey guys playing because it’s so boring. why is it all of their favorite pastime. do they all drop acid before hitting the course or something????

@johngatti2 @TSN_Sports “No no no, you see, maccelli and roy are going to offset marners production”

@TSN_Sports 3 goals 5 points tonight for Mitchy boy

The Toronto Maple Leafs have officially been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention for the first time since 2016.

@BeanofOrigin @SteeIDick Giro d’Italia — but ngl I could get behind rebranding it to the geni d’Italia (or genitalia for short)

@SteeIDick Acting like their doing the Geni d’Italia or the torde France

why do they need to put on the little lance armstrong costume just to ride a bike

@jmarshfof It was allegedly a reference to an old concession stand item that was sold like, 7 years ago — kielbasa, pierogis, and sauerkraut in a waffle cone

Can someone explain the pirates cone thing to me

@R_U__S_T @PythonCEstLaVie I think it might be all English speaking degenerates — there was a video going around a couple of months ago of a British lady waxing poetically about how much she loves babybel cheese not knowing that you’re supposed to remove the wax lol

@PythonCEstLaVie les américains croquent dans le babybel sans réfléchir chef, c'est un beau combat que tu mène mais il est perdu d'avance...

Petit rappel pour les ignares du fromage, il existe 4 principaux types de "croûtes": - cire : non comestible, c'est de la cire, comme pour les bougies. Ex: Gouda - fleurie : c'est du champi pulvérisé sur le fromage (penicillium), blache et douce, comestible. Ex: Brie 1/2

@GenosDawgs Oh shit, she/her. HELL YEAH SISTER!

@GenosDawgs HELL YEAH BROTHER

I got a pay raise today

@katielatenight I respect the hustle and commitment to g wiz

@_jmcki And if I say the stuffed G Wiz was 90% of the reason I went…

can’t lie there’s something so funny about ten thousand adults walking around with little stuffed animals

@pensfan826 @TheDanKingerski Yeah, I mean, Rakell is definitely brutal at the dot but Geno’s not exactly incredible at faceoffs either. I’d sacrifice losing a few faceoffs per game for more responsible D. You put a faceoff specialist out there if you absolutely have to win a draw and that’s not geno or raks.

@_jmcki @TheDanKingerski It’s more a faceoff observation. I have no issue with Rakell/Malkin/whoever on line 3, it’s going to create match up problems for opposing teams, which is great. Even Rust, that’s fine. Depth is great. But who’s consistently winning face offs?

Penguins lines: Chinakhov-Crosby-Rust Mantha-Rakell-Brazeau Novak-Kindel-Malkin Soderblom-Dewar-Acciari Wotherspoon-Karlsson Girard-Letang Shea-Clifton

@pensfan826 @TheDanKingerski Id take raks centering a line over 2026 geno if I’m being honest — just too much defensive responsibility at this point in his career. Geno playing against third line wingers is probably a net benefit over him playing center against a second line center in his prime like cirelli

@TheDanKingerski I’m a big fan of the forward depth but I’ll just never get over Rakell at C. 3 capable C on the third line is a choice.

@just_joe_57 @TimFimble1980 @bantheshift Thats the thing, baseball is funny and while these guys aren’t playing competitive baseball, theyre talented — I think there’s a pretty solid chance of a college team being able to squeak out a win against a bad pro team, at least a much greater chance than any other NA pro sport

@TimFimble1980 @bantheshift Sure they’re not bums, but they’re also not really playing competitive ball. Baseball is funny, I could see the bananas getting 1/100 but they would probably be a pretty mediocre college team

this is the baseball equivalent of could Alabama beat the New York Jets the answer is always no

@bantheshift Idk man, it’s baseball and it’s the Rockies. If there’s any sport where you could get a flukey win against a significantly more talented team it’s baseball.

@cfesler33 @herdingconrad @mxgirl00 having it on my wall where I’m the only one to see it. To me it’s not a collectible that I’m holding onto for monetary value, or to keep in pristine condition, it’s just clothes with a story.

@cfesler33 @herdingconrad @mxgirl00 Yeah, definitely nothing wrong with not wanting to wear it, that’s how my dad sees them — to me the autograph just looks cool and there’s usually some sort of story that comes along with it. I get more value out of it talking to people at games who ask about it than I do (1/2)

do u guys not wear the jerseys u buy 😭😭😭

@herdingconrad @cfesler33 @mxgirl00 Yeah, “get it signed” is the important part IMO. I get not wearing it if it’s like, a game worn autographed jersey that I buy to put on my wall, but if it’s just a normal jersey that I bought to wear and I get that signed I’m gonna keep wearing it lol.

@cfesler33 @mxgirl00 if I buy a jersey and get it signed I’m wearing that shit bro. jerseys are like $200 😭😭