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I can't stop laughing at this dude's reaction

Flavour's performance was outta this world. Igbo kwenu!

Nature is brutal

When Usher told T-Pain he "ruined music" with autotune and T-Pain responded with a live album.

Ronaldo isn't a normal human being. 😂😂

The Nigeria Police Force in a nutshell.

Chief, show us your surroundings.

"Since you people are crying that I can only ride bicycle in Singapore and Paris. Look at me, I'm in Lagos" Femi, In the state you were born in, a teacher got beheaded 2 weeks ago, the kidnapped children are still in captivity. Go and ride bicycle there.

He makes the best Igbo food content in Nigeria 👌

THE VIDEO🎥: "now you know I'm important?"

ADC is self imploding cos greed & selfishness. Peter Obi was right to flee the sinking ship, again; he’s such an astute(not an insult please) politician. Saw their bs from afar & cut the deadweights loose. We will be OK✌️

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@HumanityChad @Dat_Nato The saleswoman knew what she was doing.

A girl in Vietnam entered a clothing store but kept missing the saleswoman because they moved at the exact same moments.After about a minute, they finally bumped into each other in a funny “glitch” moment 😂

“You are the reason this is so beautiful. I thank you for the rest of my life because this is probably the best group I will ever coach in my future. I have no doubt you will be remembered forever.” - @cesc4official full time speech 🥹💙

@PeterObi Peter Obi, Making Us Proud Since 1225 👇👇👇👇👇👇 😭Mama, I 🥺Am 😫Going 😩To 🥺Clear 😭It - Peter Obi If you meet ANY Nigerian who hates Peter Obi, you should seriously avoid such a person and never EVER desire to have anything to do with such a person. Peter Obi Or Nothing

If na you dey there, you no go laugh 😂😂

YOU CAN’T MAKE TS UP: TW//Rape. Long read: As onye umulogho I reached out to home to get the full details & whew! The guy who asked her out had done so a few times, got turned down so decided to go and rape her, however he enlisted the help of a vulcanizer who lives opposite her lodge, said vulcanizer has some mental health problems, they went in, raped her severally & murdered her. My village is usually very peaceful, this sort of occurrence is quite rare so the town held an angry march & the King’s addressed residents, as they were marching & urging Otoko police to investigate, in the spirit of doing something by themselves, some decided to go ask the vulcanizer if he noticed any strange movements around the lodge, afterall her already detained bf insisted it wasn’t him and almost everyone agreed cos he was the one who found her body and alerted the villagers, so despite him being detained, villagers were still marching & insisting on further investigation, back to the vulcanizer, they went to find him to know if he saw anything only to see scratch marks all over his face, they queried him hard & he immediately caved in, said they were two but he doesn’t know where the other one was. Now this is the part you can’t make up: the main culprit was part of a group of marchers who upon hearing the ruckus & shouts came to see who they had caught only for the vulcanizer to point him out amongst the crowd, hands “touched him small” & he admitted to the crime & even provided the murder weapon (the vulcanizer’s knife). Reason for the murder was she recognized them & the person who sliced her neck was the guy who was toasting her cos he didn’t want her to out him. The middle aged man in the viral photos is the vulcanizer however the younger man is the main culprit which also explains why he was likelier the one toasting her(closer age range), they’re both now in Police custody and boyfriend released. How will you murder someone and join the march for their justice? People are wicked main. May her soul RIP.

Gracias, @realmadrid 🤍 I have experienced many things in football and I know that emotional moments are simply part of the journey. But saying goodbye to Real Madrid is something truly special - and without a doubt another really emotional moment of my career. When I arrived in Madrid together with my family and friends, I came with excitement, big dreams and high expectations. What I experienced over these past five years is something I will carry with me for the rest of my life. Together, we experienced incredible matches, unforgettable nights and games that will forever belong in the history books. We won major titles - exactly what every player dreams of when wearing the shirt of Real Madrid. But difficult moments were also part of this journey. Especially the time of my injury was one of the toughest periods of my entire career. That is why I am even more grateful for the unbelievable support I received from the club, my teammates and the fans during that time. I will never forget how much everyone helped me return. But these five years were about much more than football success. I met incredible people here and built friendships that will last a lifetime. I will miss the everyday moments in the dressing room - the conversations, the laughter and all the little things that made this team so special. Madrid has become a second home for me and my family. This city, this club and the people here welcomed us with so much warmth from the very first day. That is exactly why this goodbye is so difficult. Words cannot truly describe how proud I am to have been part of the history of this club. Wearing this shirt, winning titles and sharing special moments with the Madridistas means everything to me. Thank you for everything. Thank you for this incredible time. Thank you for every single memory. Saying goodbye is incredibly hard, but at the same time I am full of motivation and excitement for the next chapter. I truly hope our paths cross again soon. I wish everyone at this club nothing but the very best for the future, and I truly hope that the special relationships and connections I built here will remain for many years to come. ¡Hala Madrid y nada más!

🚨 Dani Carvajal: “Florentino Pérez did not hesitate in offering me a renewal 24 hours after my big injury”. “Thank you Don Florentino.”