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Welcome to my page. Kindly take a seat. Today's menu is a compilation of tweets, from me, I believe are good for you, not just for reading sake, but so you understand me better and we can communicate easily and avoid future debacles and needless squabbles:

No, sir... this is on you and every man who rapes or harms women.

🚨 NEW: Satan relieved to discover Chuck Norris accepted Christ as Savior after deciding to meet death.

RIP

I get you, a pastor speaking about Christianity should back his teaching from Eddie Iroh's without a silver spoon.

"Netanyahu insulted Jesus" Wetin concern me? Make he just dey kill terrorists for me dey go 🤣🤣🤣

“Misandry is like women venting,” yet we have women who intentionally poison men to death, and commit all manner of atrocities born out of deep-seated hatred for men. To reduce all of that to mere “venting” is not only careless, it is intellectually dishonest. This is precisely what happens when everything is filtered through emotion; clarity is lost, and meaningful conversation becomes impossible. The standard should be simple: condemn misogyny as well as misandry. Do not, for a moment, pretend one is lesser than the other.

In 2007, when Chuck Norris visited Marines in Western Iraq, he demanded to get away from large bases and instead visit the small FOBs and COPs. MNF-W said it would be too dangerous, but Norris insisted and in the end, got his way. I'm forever grateful for the example he set, and this awesome choke hold.

These retarded panderers must find a way to pollute everyone conversation with their retardation.

May "Venting Women's" actions touch you.

You can come from the state and condemn the act because you have a working brain. Why carry guilt for what you have not done? I understand you’re coming from a good place but it is unfounded

Your first meme was probably a Chuck Norris fact. Mine was. He died yesterday in Hawaii at 86, ten days after posting a video of himself throwing punches on his birthday. His caption: “I don’t age. I level up.” This is a little tribute. The real Chuck Norris was wilder than any meme about him. He lost his first three karate tournaments, then went 65-5 over the next decade. Six-time undefeated world middleweight karate champion. Black belts in five different disciplines. First person ever inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame, and the only martial artist to be named to it three separate times. His student Steve McQueen told him to try acting. That led to a fight scene opposite Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon (1972), which became the highest-grossing film in Hong Kong that year. Then Walker, Texas Ranger ran 9 seasons on CBS, 194 episodes, broadcast in over 100 countries. But his biggest cultural moment started with a college freshman’s joke. In 2005, a Brown University student named Ian Spector built a random fact generator on the Something Awful forums. It was originally about Vin Diesel. When the novelty faded, Spector ran a poll with 12 celebrity options. Chuck Norris wasn’t on the list. He won anyway, by write-in landslide. By early 2006, the Chuck Norris Fact Generator was pulling 20 million pageviews a month. This was before Twitter existed, before Facebook was public, before YouTube had a single viral hit. A college kid’s joke website about a semi-retired action star became one of the most visited humor pages on the internet. It spawned six books (some hit the New York Times bestseller list), two video games, and a scene in The Expendables 2 where Sylvester Stallone’s character recites a Chuck Norris fact to Chuck Norris’s face. When asked about his favorite fact, Norris said it was: “They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.” The meme ran for 21 years. Most memes last weeks. Chuck Norris Facts introduced more people to Chuck Norris than his movies ever did. For everyone born after 1995, he was never an aging action star or a karate champion. He was the guy who counted to infinity. Twice. The guy whose tears cure cancer, too bad he never cried. The last thing the internet saw from Chuck Norris was him throwing punches on his 86th birthday. Which is, honestly, the most Chuck Norris fact of all.

When Christians do this in Northern Nigeria, trucks always run into the crowd to kill many in terrorists attacks. Islamic extremists are problems of Nigeria.

Forever.

Do you know how bad it is that.. When a criminal is caught, some will suggest they take the thief to the police station And the community would start screaming “No carry am go station o, dem go leave am.. dem go free am tell am make e pay money” Our society is gone.💔

you will never hear from me again, that’s for sure.

Second fave: When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.

Chuck Norris didn't "die", he went to train Saint Michael on how to roundhouse kick the devil for when Armageddon comes

We cannot tolerate this level of depravity from a spokesman of the Police.

In 2005 there was an internet poll to find a replacement for Vin Diesel. Ten candidates were on the list. Chuck Norris wasn't one of them. He won by a landslide anyway. Here's the backstory for anyone who missed it: a high school kid named Ian Spector had built a joke generator mocking Vin Diesel for starring in The Pacifier, a movie where a Navy SEAL goes undercover as a babysitter. It blew up overnight. Then the movie left theaters, people moved on, and the traffic died. So Spector ran a poll. Ten candidates to replace Diesel. Chuck Norris wasn't on the list. He won via write-in by a landslide anyway. In 2023, Ryan Hockensmith wrote a piece for ESPN covering this whole situation. Spector then switched the generator over, and within months it was doing 20 million visits a month. The jokes spread to every forum, blog, and email chain on the internet. Conan O'Brien did a segment. Time magazine ran a cover story calling Chuck an "online cult hero." He was 65 years old, Walker Texas Ranger had been off the air for four years, and nobody had been talking about him for a decade. He didn't plan it or pay for it. His team didn't even like it. When Spector finally met Chuck and his wife Gena in a Connecticut casino suite, one of Norris' business people pulled him aside and said: "If you're going to do anything that generates revenue from this, please don't, or at least talk to us first." The lawsuit came two years later anyway, after Spector published a New York Times bestselling book of the facts. Penguin argued parody law. The case settled quietly. The book stayed in print. Sales actually went up because of the publicity from the lawsuit trying to stop them. None of that is the interesting part. The interesting part is why Chuck Norris and not Vin Diesel. Why did the internet have an endless well to draw from with one and not the other? Diesel had buzz. A $200 million movie, a moment, a cultural conversation, but Norris had 40 years of a real career documented across thousands of independent sources. Air Force service in Korea. Black belts in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, judo, and Tang Soo Do. A sparring friendship with Bruce Lee that launched his film career. Missing in Action on a $3 million budget that returned $52 million. Eight seasons of Walker Texas Ranger. A martial arts discipline he literally invented himself. A philanthropy program that reached two million at-risk kids. A water company bottled from an aquifer on his Texas ranch. When the internet went looking for material on Chuck Norris, it found a mountain. When it went looking for the same on Vin Diesel, it found a movie that had already left theaters. That asymmetry is exactly what's playing out in search right now. ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, and Google's AI Overviews have become the first place people go to discover, research, and decide, on products, services, businesses, and people. And what AI surfaces isn't whoever paid the most or posted the most recently. It reflects the accumulated weight of what the broader internet has genuinely and independently said about you over time. Reviews, articles, backlinks, forum discussions, third-party mentions you never wrote or controlled. The more independent sources pointing at the same thing from different angles, the more confident AI becomes in surfacing and recommending it. Most businesses are Vin Diesel right now. They have traffic. They have campaigns. They have a moment. But the moment is rented, Google rankings that evaporate with an algorithm update, paid traffic that disappears the moment the budget runs out, social reach throttled whenever a platform decides it needs the revenue more than you do. When the algorithm moves on, there's nothing left for anyone to find. The businesses winning in AI search are Chuck Norris. They built something real over time, genuine content, authentic reviews, backlinks from sources that chose to reference them, a presence that other people documented because it was worth documenting. That body of evidence doesn't evaporate. It compounds. Every credible mention becomes another signal. Every third-party reference makes the next one more likely. AI learns to trust what the internet has consistently and independently agreed on. When ESPN interviewed Spector years later and asked whether AI could ever be programmed to consistently produce viral content, he paused and said: "That's making an assumption that humans can." He's right. Nobody planned Chuck Norris Facts. Nobody manufactured the moment. What made it possible was that when the internet went looking, there was actually something there to find, decades of a real career, built without any thought of what it might one day be worth to an algorithm. Vin Diesel had a movie whereas Chuck Norris had a legacy. In the age of AI search, the difference between those two things is everything.

Just like that?