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Matumbo connoisseur | A lie is a great story ruined by the truth

nairobi,kenya Se unió Ağustos 2010
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Kipsambu Tigentiony@KipsambuT·
Mlidhani ni YouTube imejengea Obinna studio na ikambuyia Lexus?
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Dr. Raymond Omollo — CBS
The completion of the Ngong–Suswa Highway is a major milestone and a true game changer for regional connectivity. Now fully operational, the approximately 70 kilometre tarmac road provides a critical alternative to the often congested Nairobi–Mai Mahiu Road along the escarpment. The highway creates a direct and more efficient link from Ngong Town to Suswa, significantly reducing travel time for motorists heading to Narok, Bomet and Kisii Counties as well as other parts of the larger Western Kenya. The highway is already unlocking significant economic opportunities along the corridor. Farmers and livestock traders in Kajiado County now enjoy faster and more reliable access to markets in Nairobi, enabling them to move produce and livestock more efficiently while reducing transport costs. Improved accessibility has also triggered a steady rise in land value and stimulated new investments, including petrol stations, service centres, hospitality facilities and other roadside enterprises that are creating jobs and expanding local commerce. At the national level, the highway plays an important role in decongesting traffic along the Nairobi–Mai Mahiu escarpment corridor, particularly during festive seasons or in situations where the route is disrupted by accidents, landslides or floods. Through the coordination of the State Department for Internal Security and National Administration, the corridor benefits from strengthened road safety awareness, improved coordination with security agencies and enhanced administrative oversight along the route.
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WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
Whoever came up with KPLC's standard operating procedure was pure evil. You go to Kenya Power and tell them you want them to supply power; they make you buy the post, wire, and meter. They then tell you that those things you just bought are now the property of Kenya Power. They then charge you a fee to come and connect you to the grid. Then they make you wait for months. When you think they're done, just like major, they hit you with another banger: they randomly switch off power and don't shout at them. It must be nice 😊.
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Muriaso@muriaso·
EPRA has not increased fuel prices yet KIKI Fuel in Machakos is selling a litre of petrol at ksh 250. Thats 70+ shillings increase per litre yet the regulating authority @EPRA_KE is silent.. or maybe they are coming to terms with the resignation of their DG. We need action ASAP
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Apropos_KE@Apropos_KE·
This is a completed ‘highway’, people! Imagine a country of 60M people led by idiots like these 🤮🤮
Dr. Raymond Omollo — CBS@ray_omollo

The completion of the Ngong–Suswa Highway is a major milestone and a true game changer for regional connectivity. Now fully operational, the approximately 70 kilometre tarmac road provides a critical alternative to the often congested Nairobi–Mai Mahiu Road along the escarpment. The highway creates a direct and more efficient link from Ngong Town to Suswa, significantly reducing travel time for motorists heading to Narok, Bomet and Kisii Counties as well as other parts of the larger Western Kenya. The highway is already unlocking significant economic opportunities along the corridor. Farmers and livestock traders in Kajiado County now enjoy faster and more reliable access to markets in Nairobi, enabling them to move produce and livestock more efficiently while reducing transport costs. Improved accessibility has also triggered a steady rise in land value and stimulated new investments, including petrol stations, service centres, hospitality facilities and other roadside enterprises that are creating jobs and expanding local commerce. At the national level, the highway plays an important role in decongesting traffic along the Nairobi–Mai Mahiu escarpment corridor, particularly during festive seasons or in situations where the route is disrupted by accidents, landslides or floods. Through the coordination of the State Department for Internal Security and National Administration, the corridor benefits from strengthened road safety awareness, improved coordination with security agencies and enhanced administrative oversight along the route.

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i am@_reamus·
The audacity to post this with a full chest. Mnatuona matako yenu sana sindio?
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Dr. Raymond Omollo — CBS@ray_omollo

The completion of the Ngong–Suswa Highway is a major milestone and a true game changer for regional connectivity. Now fully operational, the approximately 70 kilometre tarmac road provides a critical alternative to the often congested Nairobi–Mai Mahiu Road along the escarpment. The highway creates a direct and more efficient link from Ngong Town to Suswa, significantly reducing travel time for motorists heading to Narok, Bomet and Kisii Counties as well as other parts of the larger Western Kenya. The highway is already unlocking significant economic opportunities along the corridor. Farmers and livestock traders in Kajiado County now enjoy faster and more reliable access to markets in Nairobi, enabling them to move produce and livestock more efficiently while reducing transport costs. Improved accessibility has also triggered a steady rise in land value and stimulated new investments, including petrol stations, service centres, hospitality facilities and other roadside enterprises that are creating jobs and expanding local commerce. At the national level, the highway plays an important role in decongesting traffic along the Nairobi–Mai Mahiu escarpment corridor, particularly during festive seasons or in situations where the route is disrupted by accidents, landslides or floods. Through the coordination of the State Department for Internal Security and National Administration, the corridor benefits from strengthened road safety awareness, improved coordination with security agencies and enhanced administrative oversight along the route.

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COmbeta@OmbetaC·
The Ngong - Suswa Rd is a fraud. It is a con. Very unprofessionally done. A milk cow. An important (should be) Rd that is simply ...... PS @ray_omollo hyping it?
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BoredGenius
BoredGenius@_ojow·
Can @DrMercyHealth and @HonAdenDuale explain why hospitals are charged 2% to treat Kenyans? After KSh104B on a “fraud-proof” system, who really benefits? This is punishing healthcare, not fixing it.
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BoredGenius
BoredGenius@_ojow·
Btw @Kvaati do you know there another scandal brewing now @_shakenya is forcing hospitals to pay 2% on every approved claim? A system meant to help is now bleeding providers. Under William Ruto, nothing is sacred everything is monetized.
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Dusty Sahara
Dusty Sahara@NoCountryHere·
Riswa! The Ngong-Suswa Rd that was allegedly recently completed by Kenya Kwisha is nothing but 70 km of narrow, kiraka ridden takataka. This colossal disaster is supposed to be the alternative to the Nairobi-Mai Mahiu 175 km killer stretch that claims hundreds of lives annually.
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Kim Dotcom@KimDotcom·
AI is Jewish 🤣
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When you speak 3 languages and someone who speaks one language makes fun of your accent:
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