Mr. Make It Happen

Bottomless apps is one of the highest-margin promos in chain restaurant history. I'm serious. The math is wild. Boneless wings: $2 to $3 to plate. Mozzarella sticks: under $2. Pretzel bites: under $1.50. Bottomless customers average 2 to 3 rounds before they stop, and portions shrink with every refill. Real food cost per head: $5 to $7. They charge $9.99. The apps are profitable before the second-order math starts. The actual play is what bottomless does to the rest of the check. Tables on app promos stay 30 to 40 minutes longer than baseline. They add 1 to 2 rounds of drinks. Drinks run 75 to 85 percent margin. A four-top adding 2 beers past minute 45 is $25 to $35 of pure profit on top of the bottomless tab. Now the social layer. The headline says "$9.99 for your group, not per person." 15M views. The reply underneath says base tier is $9.99 for up to four, premium is $12.99, and over four is $2.99 per head. That reply pulls a fraction of the headline's reach. The hook does the distribution. The reply does the legal lifting. Same account, two posts, two jobs. This is what promotional engineering looks like when virality and accuracy run as separate channels.

Literally saw a group of high schoolers sit at a B-Dubs for 3 hours and only got bottomless apps and then tipped the server $1.25.

Me and @woochiewobbler finna collab now what?

James Harden in Game 2

you cant be talking like that Colonel Sanders

When you think about it Michael Jackson was only broke the first 5/6 years of His life 😂.

No cause the plans with friends is to have sex

Sex is always available 😂 Getting your friends together as grown adults is rare

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

2 pandemics before you touched Super Bowl turf .@JoshAllenQB

Europeans been spreading disease for 1000+ years man

big week for cruise ships

one thing general society refuses to acknowledge is that being a hoe is a skill. a skill that not everybody has. folks love to tell themselves “oh i could just go be a stripper” no you couldn’t. they’d put you on the day shift

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

"Hey I just came back from my cruise in Argentina"

the date of the tweet

Niggas that fry fish

how that paycheck hit when my account was in the negatives

Fun fact. McCants is 3 months older than LeBron and has been out the NBA for almost 2 decades.

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus