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@saniyusuf Who set the benchmark at 5 years? Has there been any reduction in the cost of governance or the penny pinching and struggle is only meant for the citizens . Also, show us what the money saved has been used for .

It's simple. Subsidy had to go. We will struggle for at least 5 years, but on the other side is heaven. x.com/HighChiefOkoro…

@nfy_xo You don’t even have blue tick. Just normalized fraudulent behavior. God

so if you're trying to order on temu and it says the minimum is 18k or 20k, just pick the items you'd like to order and pick any other item you don't want..pay, then proceed to cancel those ones you don't need, ask for a refund..the refund is instant. you're welcome.

@markessien Therein lies the problem.We’ve made such nonsense seem so normal that the average Nigerian thinks it’s how things should be. This is the same reason why we don’t have good leaders .Anyone investing such amounts plans to get that money back and the only way is through corruption

To win the Nigeria presidential election, you should be willing to spend at least $600m

@choccitymusic @MI_Abaga ❤️

In celebration of World Music Day, tag an artiste you appreciate. Let them know their music matter 🤎

@tokunbo_wahab @GRVlagos You should be ashamed of yourself.

Dear Chinedu @GRVlagos I have no interest in descending into the mudslinging and distractions you appear to thrive on. My focus remains on the important work before us - supporting the efforts of the Lagos State Government to ensure the safety, well-being, and prosperity of Lagosians. If being committed to public service, good governance, and the protection of the interests and heritage of Lagosians is what you choose to describe as bigotry, then I make NO APOLOGIES for standing firmly by those principles. Public service is not a tea party - but how can you know what it entails? Nemo dat quod non habet. For the sake of clarity, I would advise you, in your saner moments, to acquaint yourself with my record in public service - from my appointment as Special Adviser on Education to Mr. Governor in 2019 to my present tour of duty at the Ministry of Environment and Water Resources. The record is public, and it speaks for itself. As for the labels and accusations, I will leave others to judge them on their merits. I have no intention of engaging in personal attacks or trading insults with a political nomad driven by ignorance and needless hatred. I wish you all the best. TW

@prolactin_ Brooo!!

I genuinely need Nigeria to work

@cuoium Ahhh what blasphemy is this?? How old are you?

He’s not top 3 tho. He’s not better than any of Maradona, Cruyff, Pele. Ronaldinho and R9 peaked higher aswell, arguably Neymar too.

“OLE” out now on all platforms “BREAK TIME” - an EP by Falz - Out June 26 youtu.be/_nvzZNF_1NI

Falz - Ole . I hope he never stops creating and pushing these important truths open.spotify.com/track/4cp8wthz…

@Arhlzz @_kayode__ Idiots. As if they don’t want to win the World Cup themselves.

Theres grown men with fully developed brains arguing that the Portuguese players are not passing to Ronaldo and playing bad on purpose bc they’re trying to sabotage him. And they fully believe this

@SkySportsPL @Shareee 21 .

How many points do you see Man Utd taking from their first eight games? 🤔

Maybe Psychiatry has a shot

@instablog9ja How does it make sense to spend taxpayers money on this?

Highlights from the Commissioning of the Housing Project for Court of Appeal Judges Commissioned by President Tinubu and FCT Minister Wike

@TouchlineX Broo ❤️💔

🚨🤍 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Yan Diomande emotional letter to his late sister: "Dear Roxane, Remember when somebody bought me a fake United jersey, and I wrote Ronaldo 7 on the back with the black marker?" "We didn’t know rich or poor. We just knew happiness." "Remember 25 people sleeping in one house back in Abidjan? Mum wanted to watch her soap operas. Everyone else wanted to watch movies. Remember how I always used to fake like I was asleep and then go into the TV room after midnight? I’d put the TV on real low. Just like 2 volume bars. I’d watch football in the dark and dream." "Remember when the adults saw me playing football in the dirt and nicknamed me “Roberto Carlos” because of how hard I would shoot? And remember how I was secretly so mad about it, because CR7 was my idol?" "Remember when I went to play so far from home? I was 9 years old. Inter Foot Sud Comoé, all the way near the Ghana border. Just a little boy on his own. I don’t know if I ever told you this story, but me and the other kids used to go into the village and steal potatoes because we were so hungry. We did a “bank heist.” Two kids distracting the shop owner, and 18 other kids running out with two potatoes. They weren’t even good. But they tasted amazing. Hahahah. It’s still my favorite thing to eat. Boiled potatoes with some oil. It reminds me of those times." "Remember when I got my first real football boots, and I used to sleep with them? Growing up, I always played in those white plastic sandals. Even when I go back home now, I still play in them. It’s our tradition." "Remember when I would come back home, and you would tell my friends from the neighborhood, “Why did you stop training? Yan is not going to buy you cars. You have to keep working." "You were 10 years old, and already my agent." "Remember how we used to sit and dream about moving to France? How we were going to go shopping and get our own apartment and I was going to be a rich footballer with cars and a big house, and you wouldn’t have to worry about nothing. You were the one who always believed that I could be the next Cristiano, when everybody else laughed." "Remember when I moved to America for high school at 15, and I was so homesick? I didn’t know what anybody was saying for months. They sat me next to a French kid, and he tried to translate everything the teacher was saying. Remember when I called you, saying, “You won’t believe it, the kids here argue with teachers." "Back home, you know we wouldn’t even dare to blink at our elders." "Remember when I couldn’t believe the kids were smoking after school? You used to say it sounded like I was in an American TV show." "Remember when they took me on trial at Bournemouth? At Chelsea, Rangers, Olympiacos, Crystal Palace? Eze and Olise even came up to me after one training and said, “Yo kid, you’re really good.”" "But they still didn’t sign me." "Even the B teams in the MLS didn’t want me. I didn’t even know why. They never gave me a reason. The adults handled everything. They just kept taking me all around Europe, and everybody kept saying no." "My visa was up. My dream was over. They sent me back to Africa, and we cried together." "You were the one who never stopped believing. A few weeks later, I signed for Leganés and we cried different tears." "That was back when I used to have emotions. Now, I don’t feel anything. It’s like I’m not even human. Since you died, I’m just blank." "I don’t even think I shed a tear the day they told me that you were gone. I was just in shock." "It was a few weeks after I made my debut for Leganés. Who makes their debut at 18 against Real Madrid? It was too crazy. It was a dream." "And then it was a nightmare. Someone kept calling me from back home. I was annoyed. I didn’t understand why they kept calling me." "I picked up, and they didn’t even soften it. You know how it is back home. No emotions. Just…….. “Your sister is gone.” “What?” “She died.” “What are you talking about?” “Somebody put something in her drink at a party, and she never woke up. She is gone.” "You were 15." "15." "I never got any answers. I don’t know if I want to know why. Maybe it was jealousy. Maybe it’s just something that happens in our country. Maybe I could have protected you. I don’t know." "I try to trust God’s plan. It’s all I can do. I don’t try to forget, because I know I won’t forget. All I can do is use the pain to work harder, and to do everything we dreamed about." "I wrote this because I can’t speak about it. I wrote this because I want you to know that I will make sure that you live on. I will make sure that everybody knows your name. The whole world." "Everything I do on a football pitch, it’s for you." "So much has happened since I last saw you…… You would not even believe it. I don’t know if I believe it." "You know what’s crazy? After my debut against Madrid, I actually swapped shirts with Mbappé. Remember when we used to watch him on TV, and you’d say, “Mbappé? Yeah, he’s good. But my brother is better.” "I was wrong about one thing. I don’t want to be rich. I see what it does to people, even to family. When I was at Leganés, everything I was earning, I was sending home. It got to the point where I didn’t even want money anymore. It was just a burden. They never stopped asking. I guess they thought I was a millionaire already. I didn’t even have an apartment. I was living at the training ground in a room with no TV. Just football and sleep, football and sleep." "I didn’t want a big house. I didn’t want cars. I just wanted to put everything into football. Everything to show the world that my sister was right……." "Ha…. you will think this is funny. When I moved to play at RB Leipzig, I was always late. Well, not late. But I was on time, which in Germany means you’re very late." "So you already know what I did next. I started arriving 90 minutes early to everything. I was so early all the time that the guys started calling me “The German.”" "I always have to overdo everything. I have zero chill. You always said that." "The pitch is the only place that I feel at home anymore. It’s the place where I feel calm, and I can speak to you. I just wish you were still here so I could tell you….. We did it." "Everything you said came true." "We’re leaving for the World Cup tomorrow. For real. Your brother is going to play for Côte d'Ivoire, like Drogba, like Yaya, like Gervinho." "I don’t even look at it like a game. I look at it like a stage. This is my chance to show the whole world what you saw in me. Every time I score, I’ll make sure everybody knows your name. I’ll make sure they don’t forget you." "You always said that I could be better than Cristiano. If I see him there, I’ll tell him hello for you." "I’m going to do what you predicted, I swear. Before I even had real boots, you were telling everybody, “My brother is going to be the greatest in the world.” "I will prove that you were right, or I will die trying... Your brother, Yan." — @PlayersTribune

@chike_ijezie He’s mid af

What's Jude Bellingham's best position?

Really grateful for my babe cos I know how hard it is to find your person . The current dating pool is the absolute worst

@instablog9ja @DangoteOfData 1.5B for wedding . 3000 terrorists released into the community We are run like a zoo.

Kano State Begins Screening of 1,500 Couples Ahead of Mass Wedding, Sets Aside N1.5 Billion for 2026 Ceremony

@dammiedammie35 Country is NGMI

This is how I feel about “I hate all men except you” women

The average Nigerian living abroad doesn’t realize how devalued the naira is .