andrew elms

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andrew elms

andrew elms

@andybeardelms

Se unió Mayıs 2009
489 Siguiendo48 Seguidores
Parody Nigel Farage
Parody Nigel Farage@Parody_PM·
Please help me out by pretending the Chairman of Reform didn't just show that he doesn't know what local elections are and thinks we are in America.
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Dave@GamewithDave·
For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?
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talkSPORT
talkSPORT@talkSPORT·
Who's the GREATEST ever left-back in Premier League history? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ashley Cole 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Andy Robertson 🇫🇷 Patrice Evra Or somebody else... 🤔
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GenX@GenRationEX·
@MurieAnita1 @NormalIslandNws It’s a good thing I know the difference between this and Nazi Germany, as my great grandparents fled from Poland to get away from them. So you can fuck straight off with your irrelevant lecture.
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andrew elms@andybeardelms·
@Keir_Starmer it’s deeply concerning that Isreal is committing genocide in Palestine and on the cusp of doing the same Lebanon. But you do sweet FA about that!
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Facundo Savala
Facundo Savala@FacundoSavala·
So what are the Scott Mills rumours then? 👀
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Jeff Lebowski
Jeff Lebowski@Chronus8·
@DimitriTsolaki1 @FacundoSavala You can summarily dismiss for fross misconduct yes. I suspecr however he isnt an employee - contracted on a self employed basis - and that contract has been terminated.
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andrew elms@andybeardelms·
@fesshole Do they leave voicemails for the trolley boy
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I'm 6 months into my new job & I've never listened to my voicemails.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I've done it. I finally understand pointers. I know it may not seem like a huge achievement to others but I get pointers in C now.
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Kemi Badenoch
Kemi Badenoch@KemiBadenoch·
It is against the law to steal, graffiti buildings and smoke drugs, but the law isn’t being enforced. @Conservatives will give our police the tools to take back our streets from criminals. @cphilpofficial lays out our plans below which are paid for through £47bn of savings👇
Chris Philp MP@CPhilpOfficial

Britain’s High Streets are plagued by shoplifting, phone snatching, open cannabis use, e-scooters and crime Enough is enough It’s time to Take Back Our Streets. Here’s our plan 👇

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andrew elms
andrew elms@andybeardelms·
@Mr72Capital @DPJHodges Really, I couldn’t give 2 shits about it and it hasn’t come up in any convos I’ve had with colleagues or friends. We care more about the lack of investment in infrastructure and how much everything costs!
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alastair clayton
alastair clayton@Mr72Capital·
Precisely I think you underestimate the depth of feeling about Chagos. Its a kind of reverse Falklands and “ordinary folk” are actually quite activated on the issue. Farage is better off reinforcing the hatred of Starmer to help the G&D campaign than plodding the streets of Manchester. After all thats what its about right?
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(((Dan Hodges)))
(((Dan Hodges)))@DPJHodges·
I think Farage's Chagos stunt aligns with the Goodwin selection and the Jenrick/Braverman unveiling. Reform's strategy is becoming tailored primarily for a social media audience, rather than ordinary working people. And in the long run I suspect it's going to cost them.
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andrew elms
andrew elms@andybeardelms·
@pottypilgrim @marcleigh @TomTugendhat @KemiBadenoch That’s absolute rubbish, the one and only reason the boats haven’t stopped is because the powers that be don’t want them to stop, they want us pissing and moaning between our selves blaming someone in a boat rather than them for the mess this country is in and this won’t change
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Eyeopener
Eyeopener@pottypilgrim·
@marcleigh @TomTugendhat @KemiBadenoch The gangs provide a service. If there isn’t a customer the gangs don’t operate. Once customers realise there are no barriers like HRA and ECHR preventing their removal they won’t come. Couple that with only British people receiving welfare and I guarantee they will stop at France
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andrew elms@andybeardelms·
@Rossie444 @IamAustinHealey No cob on for me fella, Scotland out played us, they seem to be our bogey team. My comprehension skills are fine, just thought your post was slightly misleading. No shame in losing away to good teams, it’s the way it should be
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Ross
Ross@Rossie444·
@andybeardelms @IamAustinHealey Well if you’re reading that and you’re taking away from it that Borthwick’s 41 games were all away then you need to work on your comprehension skills as well as having a bit of ‘cop on’.
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Austin Healey
Austin Healey@IamAustinHealey·
Scotland just wanted it more, more power less mistakes totally deserved
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Ross@Rossie444·
@IamAustinHealey In 41 tests for Steve Borthwick they have won 7 away. 2 against Wales, 2 against Argentina, 1 against Italy, 1 against Japan and 1 against USA. No surprise England lost. Flat track bully’s.
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