astera

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

OH: This is a networking party, so I hope you all brought your cables and crimping tools.

Let the Eurovision Song Contest 2023 begin! 💜💜💜

@michenriksen Haha, those were the days!! 😹

IT’S #EUROVISION!! 🥳🤩😍

Looking for a new challenge combining security and open-source work? My friends at Red Hat are hiring ;) global-redhat.icims.com/jobs/89702/sen…

@ll1t @joernchen Lol no, I'd never allow that, I'd be scared shitless (Fred Modell or not)!

@beajammingh Haha, you'd wish! 😝

@astera I was really hoping you'd be leading a Ruby on Rails intro class!

@joernchen You're wearing a shirt to work? o.O

Spot the error

Love the agenda to this year's (all-online) Cyberwomen event - esp. the 'networking' slots to join a small group discussion on pre-announced topics [add: for people like me who have strong opinions but are too shy to talk to anyone irl]! (Sorry, only .de: cyberwomen.de/agenda/)

#pondlyfe twitch.tv/astera_s

Just realized ESC is providing a service to watch the stream tonight together across multiple locations! Who'd like to watch with me? 💜🦄eurovision.de/news/ESC-zusam…

PSA: If you're thinking about a Zusatzversicherung in Germany, there's a ton of great providers out there - but @DFV_AG sure ain't one. Not just incompetent, but their support is the least helpful I've ever experienced in Germany.

Itches get scritches

Just learned my friend of many olden years, @dakami, passed away - way too early. Infosec will be a much sadder place for it 😿 securityweek.com/security-resea…

What a clown show.

Well that was anticlimactic.

Good frikken riddance, 2020!