Austyn

God thought I was too powerful, so he gave me narcolepsy.

My only fitness goal right now is to be able to hold a squat just like Madam Radish from the aeropickles video.

@stevenspohn I'll never understand why anyone would take any opinions seriously from a guy that's afraid of soap.

Can we please stop giving stupid people a microphone?!

@PicturesFoIder Why didn't he just use a hammer?

Looksmaxxer Clavicular shares an update on his nose job results a week after the procedure

@SpyroTheDragon Welcome back, king! 👑

Shout out TFB for bringing me back!

HOLY SHIT YESS!!!

What the hell is wrong with the Duolingo pigeon???

who is this mf

pet play but you open the door and i run into the road and get ran over

@conbiniko I was told the same thing in college when I used to butt shuffle down the stairs

i used to do this all the time until college then people were like hey man don’t do that lmao

Happy Easter to all who celebrate

Fuck ICE

I think we need to bring back calling people "internet famous" instead of calling them "influencers." There needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it.

y’all keep leaving out keith porter december 31, 2025. outside his own apartment complex by an ICE agent who was off duty 43 years old. 2 kids.

Elon Musk is the modern Thomas Edison, and I mean that as an insult. Both present themselves as genius inventors and take credit for the innovations produced by their companies. In reality, that credit belongs to teams of engineers working beneath them, who are required to sign over patent rights so their bosses can claim ownership of whatever they create. This is a simple case of capitalists taking credit for their workers’ labor and using marketing to portray themselves as isolated geniuses. In reality, most innovation happens on the shop floor and comes from ordinary working people. Elon is literally just a guy who receives millions in Government subsidies to pay engineers to work so he can take the credit for what they produce. A true welfare queen. 👸

Cameron Diaz in that one movie

"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged from their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, & children separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared" -Anne Frank's 1/13/43 diary entry

Can the Duffer Bros explain why Vecna took those kids to Mexico?

Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

@Siddharth8977 Oh ok

@austyntatious_ Oh, that's it? The reason behind this is very easy! You'll have no future. You will be erased from the fabric of time itself.

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