NO 1 THROATGOAT SISSY

@CitizenJaneSays Whod you vote for

I’m paying close to $300 a tank to run my truck. And that’s not including gas for farm activity. I have a farm. I can’t haul any livestock ANYWHERE. Neither can my neighbors who have cattle. One of them sold all his cattle and he’s out of the business. I know many farmers who grow hay, wheat, pumpkin, corn, cattle and they’re going under. People do not understand how much trouble we are in as a country.

@wrexweed @RetroCoast WRONG

@RetroCoast That commercial was hypnotizing. Mid-as-fuck candy tho.

If you remember this candy bar, you lived in the best days of America

@RetroCoast They still make it; its my fave

@Court_Reinland @JackBMontgomery Sure thing, Mr. “Writer”

@avivaslegthrow @JackBMontgomery Yes that’s right, but he probably spells it sense, knowing him

"Banksy" has always struck me as a scam. A supposedly anonymous artist doodles graffiti around the world and the media always knows right away that it's him and runs stories about it? And now he's installing statues on plinths in the middle of London and no one notices? Get real.

@ladymorganstan We can all get Lyme

yolanda fans lets all pitch in and live there together

@Court_Reinland @JackBMontgomery *since

@JackBMontgomery How do we even know a Banksy is a Banksy, as a matter of fact? Because the news tells us? Maybe it’s just some statue. Sense he doesn’t represent himself in the public eye, anything can be a Banksy. Maybe the whole thing is a psyop

@kyragardner20 @GreenGayYT Is that where her jokes went

@GreenGayYT oh farrah how u were robbed

Anyways, now that Michelle’s dick breath has stunk up this entire stage…

@Fragolone3 @richbrian Starring Zhang and Zhong

@richbrian Escape From The 21st Century takes place on an alien planet which is almost indistinguishable from Earth and this never affects the story at all

is there a movie that’s set in space but doesn’t acknowledge it at all, like a crazy stupid love type romcom but in space for no reason

@TruueDiscipline @SpiritAirlines How black can one person be jesus

Hello, @SpiritAirlines I was going to go on vacation but my flight got cancelled. Please let me know if I can get a refund on my Carnival Cruise tickets, my rented Nissan Altima, my prepaid meals at Red Lobster and my tickets to six flags.

@sherrizzlee How extraordinarily gauche of you

What career did she have that was ever a topic of discussion 😵‍💫

@JoshuaSheats @SpiritAirlines Sure , but how did you stomach all those nıggers?

I unironically love @SpiritAirlines and am sad that they are no more. I'll tell you why. It's easy to list all the things that were annoying about Spirit: the uncomfortable seats, the difficulty of rebooking when things went sideways, the 40lb checked bag weight limit, etc. But what I always appreciated about Spirit is that you always got what you paid for and you could simply pay to get what you wanted. The most expensive ticket that I ever purchased on Spirit was something greater than $7,000. (I don't remember the exact amount.) On that ticket, Spirit allowed me to do what no other airline did: purchase 7 tickets together (for my wife and children) and add a total of 49 suitcases on a single, one-way ticket. My family and I were moving overseas and I needed to transport our household goods. So, I purchased 7 tickets, added 7 carry-on bags (in addition to the 7 personal item bags), and I added 5 checked suitcases to each ticket, totaling 49 suitcases. Of course I paid for every bag--and I paid extra for a bunch of 70 pound checked bags as well. But I was so grateful to be able to actually buy all those bags. Every other major carrier restricts you to a maximum of 2 or 3 suitcases per ticket. Spirit let me buy what I wanted and just pay for it. Spirit handled my bags and got me there. And it was cheaper and easier for me to just use Spirit than a freight company. Whenever I book an airline ticket I always think carefully about which airline serves my purposes. Sometimes I want comfort and connections and a great schedule. And in those cases I will usually choose a different carrier, generally a full-service carrier. But sometimes I just want a cheap bus ticket and Spirit always allowed me to customize my ticket exactly how I wanted it. It's always annoyed me how many people complained about a $39 Spirit fare; if you want to complain about the seats or the food or whatever, just go buy yourself a $700 business class fare on a different airline. I always appreciated how I could customize my Spirit experience exactly as was right for a specific trip and its needs. RIP Big Yellow Bus in the Sky. I'll miss you.

@BravoByKaeleb For every 10 Bravo shows you can have 1.3 Bravo nıgger shows

#RHOA, #RHOP, & #Married2Med are the ONLY black on Bravo shows🍑🌸🩺 my ONE hope for Bravo is more black representation

@BravoByKaeleb Thats gotta be more than 13% of their shows

@MykiMeeksHQ This chick won?

Drew Barrymore (Myki Meeks) interviews people on Hollywood Boulevard about Rupaul’s new movie Stop That Train!

@Howlingmutant0 I kinda agree id pay to lick his hairy asshole

She did that shit

@jennniiival Women: zero accountability

Asked for a day extension bc i need to euthanize my dog and she said no + reminded me im falling behind in class

@MarcLobliner God youre ugly. Is that why the gym is your whole personality?

Train scared.

@RealCandaceO @Villgecrazylady 8814 ❤️

@Villgecrazylady She recently broke the story that George and I will be divorced within a year. We are apparently coming undone due to her reporting. It certainly pains me to see she’s discovered his secret Nazi lifestyle. 😂😂😂

Laura Loomer’s newest theory is that Candace “became an antisemite” bc her husband George… who is apparently an in-the-closet gay and who is literally married to a Black woman… is actually a proud Nazi. 😐

@BiggChab *relevant How extraordinarily gauche

I have a theory that if he was still alive he wouldn’t be this popular and relevance anymore, his early death gave him that godly statue.

@bjorksunibrow The one without that guy in it

which one’s better for the Hinge?