Retro Coast

Warning: Gavin Newsom is stealing money from people's bank accounts in all 50 states to fund bankrupt #California No matter what state you live in, this could happen to you:

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks 🎶

We were promised droids but only got drones

Frank and Tony in happier times #1980s

WTF are these Chef Boyardee hats that ghetto kids are wearing today? Looks like a pair of underwear on their head

Confrontation with the hillbillies #1970s

Breaking: unconfirmed report that Mitch McConnell passed away this morning at 6:04 AM at George Washington University Hospital

@its_The_Dr This is just dumb. First Amendment auditors auditing FBI buildings are good and necessary. Auditing private citizens proves no point.

Cops called at a Public Farmers Market because liberals don’t like it.

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Kids, Did you ever wonder where the phrase "Click Click Boom" comes from?

@SallyMayweather Referencing the lame attempt by Republicans to make Mitch McConnell, the Napoleon Dynamite of Congress, cool with the nickname "Cocaine Mitch"

The coke market will never recover

"Fox on the run 🎶 You scream and everybody comes a- running #1970s

@aintscarylarry 🤣

Mitch McConnell’s team has released a statement that his death will in no way prohibit him from carrying out his duties in the Senate.

Explain this to me like I'm 4 years old: Why would I want a bunch of people with low impulse control and low IQ to live in my country?

Don't take yourself too seriously. Everything you own will end up in the dumpster or Goodwill when you die Your car will be crushed into a cube. Other people will live in your house And even your own great grandchildren probably won't know your name.

@johannesmkx Also daddy issues. She hates her father and wants to get back at him

Why relations between black men and white women result in fatherless children > She finds his high estrogenic stupidity attractive because she can relate to it. He's different from more dominant and controlled white men > Starting the relationship, his wild behavior is arousing > Until after a year or 2, she realizes it's not an act, it's a default setting, and the black man can never be her leader > She disengages emotionally because she realizes her once very attractive new boyfriend is actually a dog > She starts treating him like a pet > He starts fighting back demanding 'respect' > He can't live up to the demand of being a real man > She can't bring herself to respect a dog > He beats her up > She posts herself on Tinder looking for a real man

Warning: Gavin Newsom is stealing money from people's bank accounts in all 50 states to fund bankrupt #California No matter what state you live in, this could happen to you:

"The smell, you know that gasoline smell? The whole hill. Smelled like... victory."

Remember Drumsticks ice cream cones?

The Fixx was a band formed in #London in 1979. Their songs One Thing Leads To Another, Stand Or Fall, and the Cold War inspired Red Skies At Night topped the charts in the #1980s. Do you remember the synthesized pop sound of The Fixx?

@__NeMajaYo__ 😂😂😂

@RetroCoast Me at SeaWorld with my son.

"If I say it's safe to surf this beach, then it's safe to surf this beach!"